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Lindsay Landgraf Hess  Writer of books with magic and kissing. Lover of pinot grigio, rescue pets, and my handsome husband. I am the taco prophet you've been waiting for.

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When yeah okay sure the Olympics are on but you’re busy having a passionate love affair with your pizza burrito. PIZZA. BURRITO. Y’ALL.
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#pregnant #29weeks #baby #babyboy #food #buzzfeast #kitchen

We’re officially in the third trimester! And *in my best Bachelor voice* WOW what a journey this has been. Things jiggle. Things have grown. And the fun things that I was promised would grow, have not (looking at you, almost-A cups).
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My balance/coordination is waaaay off (not that it was ever ~on~ to begin with). I run into door frames and tip over in yoga … when I’m standing on both feet. In fact, just the other day I slid between the chair and the ottoman while trying to get up, then got stuck and laughed until I cried.
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I'm ALWAYS hungry. Not like in a cute "Yeah, I could go for a snack" way. More of a "Feed me now or I shall rip your head from your shoulders and feast on your flesh" way. Earlier today I finished off my almonds and then had to fight off tears because there were no more almonds left to eat.
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But after all of the hardship and all the pain it took to get here, I’m so, so thankful. Pregnancy is bizarre and wild and strange, and this little miracle is so far beyond wonderful I can’t even begin to fully fathom it. Baby Hess, I can’t wait to meet you.
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#pregnant #baby #babyboy #babybump #babylove #babyphoto #momtobe #newmom

Tonight at the @viridiandfw Valentine’s Soirée we got our lip prints read by a lip print expert and, more importantly, I learned how good my husband looks in pastel pink lipstick. 💋 #hubbabubba

If I pour sparkling water and fresh lime juice into this margarita glass and close my eyes and wish reeeeeeeaaaaaally hard ... it still tastes nothing like a margarita.
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Me today, sick in bed. *side eyes Baby Hess* I’ll remember this, little dude.
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Baby daddy. 💙 What’d I do to get so lucky?

It will never not be the best thing ever seeing this sweet face. 💙
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Bird and Bump go to the beach.

Bump’s out, snacks out! Cotton candy and three kinds of Girl Scout cookies, to be exact. Only the healthiest, most wholesome foods for Baby Hess.
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Just casually growing a human over here, thanks. 💙 I’d apologize for the dusty mirror and messy bedroom, but...this is who I am.
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#pregnant #26weeks #baby #babyboy #babybump #babylove #momtobe

Snuggles. 🐶💘

WHEN YOUR MOM SURPRISES YOU WITH THE MOST GORGEOUS, PERFECT BABY QUILT OFF YOUR REGISTRY AND YOU CRY BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SOLD OUT AND HAD GIVEN UP HOPE BUT IT WAS SOLD OUT BECAUSE SHE GOT THE VERY LAST ONE FOR YOU. 💘 Thank you, thank you, thank you @jerilandgraf. Love you so much. #BabyHess
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Update: for those asking, it’s from Marissa Stahl’s “Go Be Wonderful” shop on #Etsy!

Week 25! I’m loving these sweet baby kicks and still craving oranges. Lots and lots of oranges. We’re starting to work on the nursery (and by that I mean Andy is starting to work on the nursery while I helpfully shout directions), and getting more and more excited to meet our precious little man. 💘 #BabyHess #25Weeks

Happy birthday to @zachlandgraf, the only one who’s ever come close to surpassing my awe-inspiring winter style since the glorious days of the early 1990s. 🎉🎂

Had the best time celebrating @brithess, Michael, and little miss Baby White last night! Can’t wait for these sweet cousins to get here. 😍

The cravings are real, y’all. #BabyHess

This is the accomplishment I’ve been waiting 28 years for. Thank you Twitter, you wonderful, gorgeous weirdos. #WellGoodMorningToYouToo

My face when I remember, “OH YEAH I’M HAVING A BABY THIS YEAR.” Baby Hess wiggled and wobbled all over the screen at my checkup today. He’s 1 lb., 3 oz. and is starting to kick like crazy. Daddy and I can’t wait to meet you, sweet little wild man. #BabyHess #23weeks

We’re still figuring out this whole “posing with the bump” thing.
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Had the best time celebrating our sweet friends Mel and Jordan last night! #HappyKampers

Bumpin’ right on through week 22. #BabyHess
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I will never be so old that this will not be funny. Merry Christmas, everybody. 🎄

“This one’s mine, right?” -Mav

#TBT to Hong Kong with my baby daddy when he got to drink beer after this picture was taken and I got to watch. 💙

Just living her best life.

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