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Lewis Eaton  Born in Old England Residing in New England

There are 31,556,926 seconds in a year.

#skynetmademedoit

First day of new program right after meet

8x2 - 390 @ nothingness

Did my first meet

Missed final dead on grip after tearing open my thumb

8/9

672.5kg (1482lbs) total
415.6 wilks

Happy but unsatisfied
Shoutout to everyone who came to watch/compete

I still wanna quit

The term "Indian Giver" was first used in print in 1765 in The history of the Province of Massachusetts Bay author Thomas Hutchinson wrote, “An Indian gift is a proverbial expression signifying a present for which an equivalent return is expected.” In 1860, John Russell Bartlett included it in his Dictionary of Americanisms “as one who gives a present and then takes it back.” #ifeltjoocyandim3daysout
#stillhasnoupperbodyboiz

Openers went well yesterday
Not lifting today and ate way too much pizza and chocolate RIP to making weight

Piss

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple

#liftingisawasteoftime
#thismovedquickerthanlasttimes

265kg (584.2lbs) @ ok

Brain information travels up to an impressive 268 miles per hour. This is faster than Formula 1 race cars which top out at 240 mph

#wowaliftmovedwell
#wanttosquatheavier

210kg (463lbs) @ way too speedy
Openers next week

8 days out

In ancient China castration was both a traditional punishment and a means of gaining employment in the Imperial service. At the end of the Ming Dynasty there were 70,000 eunuchs in the Imperial palace.
#rpedickprint
#wewozenuch

245kg (540lbs) x 2 @ yes

1.5weeksout

America’s first serial killer is considered to be Dr. H.H. Holmes, who confessed to 27 murders in the late 1890s. He claimed that he could not help the fact that he was “a murderer, no more than the poet can help the inspiration to sing." #lessthan2weeksout
#murderme

Belts are fucking dumb as are singlets

220kg (485lbs) @ thisistoodeep

It would take approximately 2.1716 X 10^21 Shamwows To absorb all the oceans in the world and you'll be saying wow every time.

#wowimsurprisedmyspinedidntfallout
#myliftingisashamwow

605lbs @ rpe WhYdOiDoThIz

20lbs pr after like 85lbs of prs in the last 16 weeks

2 weeks out boiz

A single car accident victim can require as many as 100 pints of blood.

#cumonlew
#kneesfeelliketheyhavebeensmashedbyanairbag

535 @ not 9

25lb pr after 3 recent prs

Lifting is wild

During the courtship process, male Northern Cardinals are known to exhibit affection toward females by feeding her beak-to-beak, the tender display of affection is a sight to behold.

#rowanpleasefeedmefoodfromyourmouth
#stillshitbench

305 something like 20lbs PR will hit 315 at some point

3 weeks out

To make pastrami, you start by making corned beef. Corned beef is a beef brisket soaked in brine (with some sugar and spices). Corned beef got its name when a granular salt the size of a kernel of wheat was used to process it. By smoking corned beef, you turn it into pastrami.

#stramiboiz
#mykneesfeellikecornedbeef

510 significant pr

The French were introduced to marshmallow in the early to mid-1800s. Owners of small candy stores whipped sap from the mallow root into a fluffy candy mold. This time-consuming process was typically done by hand. Candy stores had a hard time keeping up with the demand

#softcandysoftlockout
#teamjumpfrom495

585 @ soft/slippyhands

Jumped from 495 after a peptalk form @samzerega you da boi "Its gonna be heavy but dont be a fuvking pussy"

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