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Jessie  Poof. Gone. πŸ™ƒ

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Fuckin A+ episode. #podcasts#schoolshootings

When the magic beep boop machine that pays you to be a delivery boy tells you to clear out Aldi's shelves of corn flakes for your local food bank, you say "I accept, daddy Instacart" and fucking do it πŸ™ƒ
I had the Tetris theme playing in my head as I fit those boxes into my tiny car 🀣


Depression tips by Jessie

9. Sleep. Sometimes I sleep on the floor. It's just something that happens πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. No matter where you do it, you gotta do it. Sleep is good. Even if you don't wake up feeling rested, sleeping is a good way to pass the time without feeling pain. (Except nightmares but I haven't found a cure for mine yet so I have no tips on that πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ)
10. Exercise. I hate exercise, personally. But these handy little weights have been very helpful for popping my back when I stretch with them. Cans of soup also work (they are ~15 oz, so nearly 1 lb (American standard. My dumbass country doesn't teach the metric system). πŸ‘
Let's get this bread.
I want to die.

#sleep #exercise #depression #whatever #whyamistillevendoingthis?

My favorite song from the new Nightwish album ❀️
"Your only truth
Tribal poetry
Witchcraft filling your void
Lust for fantasy
Male necrocracy
Every child worthy of a better tale"


Lets get this bread

Thanks random meme-maker. ☺️
Make a bitch feel fuckable πŸ˜‡



I just want to be a pretty boy

I am the epitome of ageless feminine beauty πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #laughingatmyself

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