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Lana  I do stuff. πŸ’•@ajcutmuscle

This my strong hand? If you want to see my arms looking this weird but with boobs check out lana parker.co.uk

Bend it like beckham

Big lashes big hair big....nostrils

Front view or back view?
Taken from lanaparker.co.uk

Bare bum and boobs beach baby over on my site lanaparker.co.uk

I like to dance, in my pants. I don't like ants or crappy bants. If you look closely youl see some plants. Now that's the last of my rants. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

It's actually a common misconception that rugs are supposed to go on the floor

First picture Iv ever taken that doesn't have tits or arse innit πŸ™ƒ @reanna_angela

Keys...phone...wallet...BOOB?

Startled earwig? Backcombed badger? Or just a Lana that wasn't quite ready for the pictures but is posting them anyway? Whoever comes up with the best caption wins a pat on the head... P.s Pics and video in (and out) of this lingerie set going up on lana parker.co.uk

Wadduup my glip glops!
Brand new set up on lanaparker.co.uk . Possibly one of my favourite sets ever shot by @damienmorley

And the Specsavers hoe of the year award goes to...me! For my outstanding dedication to hoeyness and also for being blind as a bat. Fun fact, I also won the title of Miss Hungrybum England. **Disclaimer: no actual awards were won during the making of these photographs**

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