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L.A.Incognito📓🖋  Be kind, read, write, try going vegan, watch good TV/film, help when you can, be aware, and adore Jessica Lange, Taylor Schilling, and Joni Mitchell.

I can't stand this douche, but at the time my daughter loved him. I can't bring myself to throw him in the trash--I feel bad for him and I have a long-standing, albeit irrational, fear of dolls in the trash coming to life. I just changed his batteries and as you can hear, he works. If anyone has a kid who enjoys this whiney douchelord, I WILL HAPPILY MAIL HIM TO YOU FOR FREE REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU LIVE. If he will make your kid happy, he's yours!!! #caillou #kids #toys #free #happy #doll #kidlife #thisguy #anyhashtagthatgetsridofthisthing #smile #happykid #cleaning #kidshow#itsyours #thevoice #sprout#fear #phobia #it

These Academy Award performances brought to you by my kids who lost their minds tonight because I made them eat zucchini. #tears #drama #zucchini #dinnertime #badmoms #academyawards #dramaqueen#theoscars#acting #methodacting

White eggplant made with vegan egg. Don't let these golden brown beauties fool you. Someone else may know how to perfect these gems, but in my world, or at least my kitchen, they're bland, chewy, and taste surprisingly like scallops. Guess who won't ever be serving up brunch at Cafe Cluny? Some people are a menace on the road; I'm a menace in the kitchen but an outstanding parallel parker. If I could meet someone who actually knows how to cook and enjoys it but is a shitty driver, ours could be a beautiful love story. #ismellgood #vegan #menace #cooking #chef #firealarm #nomeat #natural #eathealthy #govegan#cafecluny#lovestory

He'll always be the one who knocks over his milk and bites off the end of his ice cream cone and that's okay. At least he stayed clean long enough for school pictures. #pictures #mycoconut #myboy #icecream #tide #momlife#win #trueself #love #authentic

This is my favorite piece of writing ever, a literary masterpiece I'd say. And he gave me skinny legs! My sweet, sweet boy. How I love him. #sons #boys #mycoconut #writer #literary #masterpiece #hero #moms #perspective #howluckyami#skinnylegs

Working on set during filming of my friend's cooking show. I'm a social worker by trade and learning things as I go. Note to self, television is like football...a million takes to do one scene. What's one to do behind the scene? So far I've grocery shopped in my head, sang the theme song to the Mary Tyler Moore Show, twice, and counted as far as 17 in Chinese. I'd love some stimulating suggestions. Anxiously awaiting her vegan dish! #filming #television #tv #chef #cooking #onset#wererolling #rolling #cookingshow #recipe #vegan#food #foodies #pasta #homemade#silence#football #film #work

Cleaning my daughter's room...again...and saw this when I moved the bed. I remember when she did this---it was the day after I painted her entire room. When I first discovered what she had done and asked her about it, she said, "My brothers did it." Her brothers, twins, were three months old at the time. I continue to paint around this as the years roll on. The girl in the painting is smiling, so I like to think of this as her self-portrait; the way my daughter saw herself. To date, it's still my favorite piece of art. #daughters #canvas #ralphlauren #painting #art...the original #selfie #selfportrait #selflove #bedroomdecor#kidart #lifeisgood #bedroom#theydidit #happy #smile

Oh yes I did! Vegan bean chili with vegan cheese. Tastes as good as it looks and no fire department was dispatched during the making of this chili. I miss my guys in blue; no fires or burnt meals since going vegan. Go figure. #vegan #chili #sunday #sundayvibes #goodness #nurture#body #mind #spirit#nofire#dinner#govegan #delish

Oh my coconuts, the time is just racing by but that still won't stop me from watching Netflix today and on the adult profile! #twins #firstdayofschool #fourthgrade #secondgrade #momlife #singlemom #coconuttwins #mybabies #myheart #myloves

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