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Watching Splash. Was Madison not a name??!?

Got to see Flight of the Conchords live for the first time last night. They’re so good live. And it was the taping of their HBO special. Gonna be fantastic.

I defeated @davebautista in fair and square combat! (Don’t look at the grip on the headlock too closely.) In real life, Dave gave me that awesome engraved belt as a wrap gift. He’s literally the sweetest man I’ve ever met. It’s really gross.

My last day with my new best bud. :( (Btw that is a fake make up bruise on my forehead. And he’s the make up artist’s dog, and the movie is done shooting. So thats why the goodbye.)

Hey guess what? I’m in The Academy.

Found a big bug. There’s a surprise at the end.

I’ve watched this a million times. @mattgourley is... Stoots Tillman.

This is me at age 3. I cannot imagine being ripped from my family and put into a cage at this age, or any age for that matter. I would have never recovered. Imagine who you were at the age of 3. How would that child deal with such a trauma? To donate against the separation of families at the border, check link in my bio.

Playing my SNES classic and just got to one of my favorite video game levels of all time. This blew my mind as a kid. So good.

Barley ran out today and got a talking from his mom. He’s laying around pouting. He knows he’s been a bad boy.

Voicemail transcription doing its best with my name.

I don’t know what to tell ya. Barley is my new best friend in the whole wide world.

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