Mikey 100% half assed
The only thing I ask from old people is that they drive huge cars terribly.
Should be a pretty safe Halloween Michael Myers is busy at the World Series.
Gonna stay in tonight and read. I'm such a nerd!
I made it onto FOX NEWS last night, thanks Greta!
Arizona is one giant Onion article.
I hope someone notices my new tattoo.
This is the world we live in now.
Well it's about goddamn time.
This is probably going to be one of the least successful perfume fragrances of all time.
Country music legend Willie Nelson being harassed by police in downtown Las Vegas.....get at me TMZ.
This doesn't seem very secure.