Once again, thank you @neosoznal for these amazing pics you’ve made!
So yesterday I asked you, guys, what would you do if you only had 35 minutes to live, AND I promised to tell you my version of that.
So here it is:
1-5m - I’m scared. I’m freaking scared and I don’t know what to do. But I decided not to tell anybody that I am about to die...
5-10m - I’m writing a letter. A really special one. To a girl that I love, but she doesn’t know that yet. I’m trying to make jokes about me leaving her in this world just to prepare everything for our meeting in the afterlife because I’m such a gentleman.
She said yes.
10-15m - I leave my home. I don’t want my family to see me in a state like this. I don’t want them to suffer with me. I love them more than anything in this world, so I leave.
15-20m - Trying to think of anything that’s not deadly.
“Spiders”? I messed up...
20-25m - I’m here to make people happy, not to make them cry. So I write this really funny post on my insta, so that you, guys, will remember me as a funny, positive person. #TeamKris is my second family and I want to make you happy ‘till the very end. Ofc I don’t tell you that I’m about to leave.
25-30m - I panic.
30-35m - Then I chill, cause I get myself an awesome donut with a cappuccino.
What should I compliment it with?
Cat memes. Definitely cat memes.