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Krista Allen  Actress/Comedian/Mom/Lover of God and Beagles ❤️ Host of “I’m Fine.” with Krista Allen On iTunes, Spotify and Stitcher.

I love this beautiful woman who is sneaking this pic while I’m working.
She’s been coming over and taking care of me while I wasn’t feeling very good for the past week or so. (Sidenote: I’m feeling so much better now, after 2 years scary health stuff and it’s finally over!)
Kate never left my side ... even when I said “I’m Fine!!” ... unless she had a show to get to.
She made me laugh at myself constantly, and hugged me if I cried and made me feel so loved and supported.
She also encouraged me to keep writing jokes and helped me find the funny in those human condition things we sometimes can’t find the humor in.
I love you so much @kateqfunny!
You are my hero.
Thank you.
#Repost @kateqfunny
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Focus on what's in the window.
The rest will work out.🖤 @kristaallenxo *
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#friends #bestfriendgoals #thankyou #love #lucky #hero #iloveyou #family #health

OC!!!! I’m coming for y’all!
Me and @acthecomedian and a great line up are at @irvineimprov Sunday night to bring your weekend to a happy ending!!
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Please go to https://www.ticketweb.com/event/allan-cunningham-irvine-improv-tickets/8734875?pl=irvineimprov
For tickets or go to my story to swipe!
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#orangecounty #irvine #sundayfunday #oc #laugh #standupcomedy
#happyending

I got to be the guest Co-host on the MATTY AND ANTHONY SHOW while @mattycardarople was away filming a big movie!
So much fun! I even got to crack jokes with my spirit animal in human form @wowgregbckmn!
Also, got to bring on the brilliantly sexy and disarmingly charming powerhouse @carriekeagan!
She made me feel super cool ... because, she always does. 🤟🏻
Give a listen - link in @anthonydevries bio! Please follow all these fine folks if you don’t already!
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It’s spooky month for Halloween. This week on THE MATTY AND ANTHONY PODCAST, @mattycardarople was away filming a movie so special guest co-host @kristaallenxo @anthonydevries comes in for some shocktober fun. Guest, @carriekeagan talks about her new horror film @valentinedayz and @wowgregbckmn goes ghost hunting. Click the link in my bio to listen.

While others stood in line to make this giant puppet dance or wave to people ... I stood in line to try and make him do disgusting things to himself ... because I’m a grown woman.
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#puppet #puppetmasterbater
#fail
#yourwelcome

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My son @jakemoritt just posted this letter that he wrote to President Bush when he was 7. I was a working single mom and all he wanted to do is hang out.
It’s maybe the cutest thing ever.
This kid is everything.
Always has been.
Luckiest mom on the planet.
#son #mom #momlifebelike #love #presidentbush #mtv
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My letter to president bush when I was a kid 😂😂 Dear president Bush,
I have a bone to pick with you. Why do grownups have to work and pay rent and kids don’t? You see... who am I going to play guitar with. Cause I want to play with my mom. Can’t there be a summer vacation for grownups too? They will have a lot of fun with this rule. I don’t get why parents don’t have summer vacation and kids do. That’s not fair for grownups. I’m watching mtv right now and my mom is getting ready for a meeting and I have summer vacation and I want to watch mtv with her.

Thursday night I’m headlining with two of my faves!!!
It’s always a good time at this spot and I hope to see y’all there!
Please let me know if you’re coming and I’ll make sure you get a good table. *
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#standupcomedy #laugh #friends #datenight #girlsnight #brosnightout

TOMORROW NIGHT!
Shit’s about to get real ... fun!
Come come come come come!
#Repost @samtripoli
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Just added to the @punchdrunksports #ufc229 stand up comedy night at @thedojoofcomedy inside the @sycamoretavern, the one and only @wolfmate! Get your tickets now at @eventbrite!
#fights #fight #standupcomedy

Friends are our chosen family.
Tag a friend who is your ride or die!
(Or your pick up and carry away.) 😂

#Repost @sunnymabrey
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That time you had to calmly pull your drunk friend out of a bar fight because you didn’t want to see her face get broken over an argument she couldn’t remember 🤦🏼‍♀️ (via @1classlifestyle)

We’re all doing better than we think we are.
Unless we’re playing corn hole ... cause that shit’s tricky. *
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#cornhole #breathe #dontforget #you #letgo #love #bekind

What’s going on in this photo?
I don’t wanna taco bout it.
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#nationaltacoday #tacotuesday #taco #armpitfail #gross #glamour #oops

Perspectives are like buttholes, everyone has one!
And blame does feel a lot better than guilt!!! 😂
What we complain about in others, are the very things we need to work on in ourselves. There is always room to grow and make changes and become a better version of our current selves.
Blaming and shit talking someone is the opposite of that.
I’ve been working on this one a lot.
And, it feels so much better than being a whiny victim baby.
I’m learning to see the beauty in all of it, even when it’s not pretty.
And in case no one’s told you today, you’re a bad ass and I love you.
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An oldie but goodie reminder crumb for you all today! 🧘🏼‍♀️🌹 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
THE PLANET OF LETTING GO is finally available at erinvanvuren.com/order-a-book (see link in bio)

#erinvanvuren #humility #rp #repost #tuesday

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