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Krista Allen  “I’m Fine.” with Krista Allen WEBSITE: https://goo.gl/EHky6D STITCHER: https://goo.gl/S2sphs PFW LINK FOR TIX: https://ticketf.ly/2J0bPRJ

Got to see my girls @saraesanderson and @kbladeny (not pictured here) kill their stand up comedy sets tonight ... They were sooooo brilliant!
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#laugh #standupcomedy #iloveyou #friend #prettyfunnywomen #comedystore

Doing a show at @comedystorelj with some of my most favorite female comics! If you’re around please come! It will be my first time back on stage in 2 months!! Yikes!!! Time to get back on that stand up comedy horsey and ride!! Link in Bio under my “I’m Fine” podcast info!
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#lajolla #sandiego #socal #comedyshow #standupcomedy #prettyfunnywomen #laugh

So .. TMI.. woke up to pee. ... and this guy is on his back sleeping. After the awful break in and him suffering 2 slipped disks from the burglary ... and a sprained neck.... they said he wouldn’t be able to roll on his back for 5 months!!!!! Here’s to acupuncture and laser therapy and awesome friends and vets who show up and help out!!! ... and, all the prayers and support from all of you who simply know how to send love and light like freakin rockstars. Thank you.
From Me .. and, Jack the Beagle. AKA.. my other son.
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#dogsofinstagram #healing #love #loveit #dogs #mama #iloveyou #grateful

Go listen #DateFails podcast with @kateqfunny ...
And find out why I just tossed her salad. 🤔

Repost @kateqfunny
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Just posted the realest #DateFails ever w my guests @kristaallenxo & @stephenglickman. #lowlife #carless #delusional #justonekiss @allthingscomedy #atc

I miiiiight have had a margarita while racing in Cars Land at Disney Land just now. ... but I still one .. I mean won. ... Not currently drunk. 😜
📸 @davidacuff *
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#carsland #disneyland #racing #sunday #ABC #fannypack #starwars

Thank you @xacharylogan for sending me this @dubsmash video I sent you a while back. ... makes me want to spend my Saturday night doing dubsmash videos and annoying my friends.
... Who’s with me?
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#dubsmash #saturdaynight #datenight

Sometimes you gotta just go on an adventure. ... let it all go ...like, all of it. All the bullshit you’ve created, all the stress you’re making for yourself, all the stupid hurt-y stuff that makes you feel strangely confused ...
Here’s to @bronstonjones for reminding me how amazing life is by simply showing up, jamming out, and making me sing and laugh until my belly hurt.
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#life #guitar #jam #laugh #friends #thankful #unicorn

Thank you for all the amazing birthday messages!! I feel so loved! So loved in fact, I had to sing a little diddy to share my excitement. Love you all!!
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#itsmybirthday #aries #today #celebrate #newbeginnings

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