congrats. you get a backpack with a pair of boxers with a hole in them, a belt from amazon, faded chinos, and a pair of running shorts that i was farting in for an entire 10k run. so yea it's sweaty and gross. i can only hope you pick those up, smell what a bad decision smells like, and you get pinkeye. eat shit asshole 🖕🏼
6 years ago you were a baby and last week you taught me what oviparous and viviparous means. even though it's scary how fast you're growing up, i can't wait to hear about all the new things you'll learn. one day, most likely not long from now, you'll be trying to have a conversation with me and i'll just be nodding and pretending that i know what you're talking about but really i've realized you outsmarted me. sorta like when you told me how sharks give birth 🤔... anyway. for now just stick to what you're good at, brightening up everyone's lives with your smile/laugh and destroying spam musubis. happy birthday 🎉🎉🎉
We released the digital tracks for the @jamzinc 5 Pack EP today! check it on Apple Music. If you don't have Apple Music, then you can listen on Soundcloud (soundcloud.com/jamzincorporated/sets/5-pack).