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Kit Cope  UFC/K-1 vet, 4XWorld Champ, Performance Coach, Pipe Hitters Union member. Shooter, Certifier and final authority of #manshit. #getonnit

When moving into a new spot, it’s important to prioritize your setup. First things first, place your ass napkins and emergency firearms strategically... #manshit #tapracksploosh #assnapkins @stiinternational #strategery #nottodayclown #manshitmethod

What’s the point, really? People are truly getting f’d up because of the storm. However, these “reporters” are bullshitting. The real reason is FEAR. It’s all just more fearmongering. Do we not have enough REAL shit to be concerned with? #icallbullshit #fakenews #maybejustpoorbalance #maybenot #pfft

I don’t care! Look, if we’re not homies, and I have no emotional investment in your life, unless you just want to debate, keep it to yourself! Your illusory and contrived tribalism and it’s particular subjugation platform are nowhere near any conversation route that is going to end at Friendtown. (And now for the myriad of reasons why people just MUST disclose it...go!) #itsallold #aintcare #taketheseshitsfrommypocket #emptypockets #sorrynoshits #friendtown

The moving drama continues...3rd move in 18months! Now that I’m back home in Las Vegas, where I belong, it’s time to prioritize. First, let’s figure out where to place my STIs! #everythingelsewillworkitselfout #manshit @stiinternational #noshirt #fuhevah

Moving fun continues! It looks like this for 17 feet!
#tetris #jenga #manshit #spacialrelationsphd

Repost from @danawhite, who has vowed to add another $25K to the reward for information.
To that sum, I would like to also add “counseling” for the perpetrator. In this counseling, I will “teach” this piece of coward shit how to walk, sit and shit a little differently for the rest of his life. #imjusttrynahelp #hurtsmysoul #thisshouldntbereal #lemmeknow #getitoutthere

2 years ago today I tricked @laceejae into a lifelong contract with a heathen. *she thinks SHE tricked ME...and that’s why it will always rock. Thanks DubbaDubbs! #mawedgeiswotbwingsustogevahtoday #Love #trickery #nature #whataparty 📸Does anyone else have any good snaps from that night?📸 #bounceyhouse

On the move back to #Vegas I learned that my favorite backpack(The Proshield Pro from @guarddogsecurity no, they don’t pay me!) fits my favorite door breacher perfectly! (My @mossbergcorp Shockwave, also a company that doesn’t pay me!) It’s not very incognito, but that quick access can’t be beat! It also helps that my backpack is NIJ IIIA rated! #becausepeoplebecrazy #manshit #bulletproof #styleandfunction #12ga @pipehittersunion

The least they could do is give you a heads up! Just a little “Hey, I’m gonna put it in.” or something! It’s basic politeness to let someone know when you plan to screw them. (Otherwise it’s called rape!) #instarape #metoo #soundoff #whoswithme #dryanddirty #instafascism #icalbullshit

I just like hearing that voice. @ogeverlast just has a tone that makes you comfortable. Pretty much got a private performance last night. Just for #EllisManiacs! #rad #ogaf #musictothesoul #ellismania15

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