Y'all. I just sat in traffic for 90 minutes for a normally 25 minute drive. Why you ask? Because people in LA act like rain is acidic. Like the raindrops are burning holes through their vehicles and seeping into their brain, making it impossible to drive as their eyeballs and skin melt. It rains here and people turn into Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller's love child. Traffic lights are out like a damn tornado blew through the city. IT'S SPRINKLING. Imma need California to add some simulated rain into their driving tests. Rent out the damn studio with the fake ass rain from Spider-Man and make bitches drive in it before giving them that LICENSE. Allergic to water ass hoes. I'm done!!!