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Anna Macfarlane  It's ok to laugh. You were the worst once, too. Use #kidsaretheworst to be featured. Email for collaborations. & @annaistheworst @thingsaretheworst

I’ll stop posting Elf on the Shelf memes... soon. But I just found this one from last year and it made me LOL. (Yes, I make myself laugh... one year later. Anna used to be so funny. 🤔😂)
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My favorite, though, is hearing the names kids come up with for their elves. I’ve heard some ironic ones this year. Got any elf names?
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Which child deserves the candy cane more? 1, 2, 3, or Santa? 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ok, another gift for you is my good pal @simplysadiejane. If you like funny, real people who are also super inspiring with hilarious kids—FOLLOW @simplysadiejane right this instant.
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She is a serious gem of a friend and if you FOLLOW her and leave a comment on THIS video in HER feed, I will pick one person to give a $100 Amazon gift card. As an extra special gift to one of you! Woohoooo! Your comment should be an emphatic choice of colored or white lights. Pick one and be super opinionated. 😂😂
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Even if you don’t get the $100 gift card, you’ll be a big winner because Sadie is the raddest account to FOLLOW. I’ll pick someone Monday night. #kidsaretheworst

Like so quiet that I could hear if a mouse was stirring. Or sleigh bells in the snow. Just SHHHHHHHH!
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Wait. CAN he afford his own cookies? IS he watching us go to the bathroom? Suddenly I have a lot more questions.
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#PKCs #ThisIsWhyUShouldntLieToYourKids #IneverLie #ExceptForThatLastHashtag 📷: @barmstrong143 #kidsaretheworst

Santa delivers. HoHoHo-ohNO!
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I wanna give YOU a gift that’s 💯x better than any elf. Go follow @radandhappy and you’ll be thanking me all year long. Tara is seriously inspiring, fun, funny, light, and clever. Her Stories also make me smile errrrytime. She made this cute post for me and it’s SO MUCH cuter than I could have ever made it.
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✯❅But BONUS✶❄︎
I’m so confident that you’ll love Tara, if you go follow @radandhappy and leave a comment on her post that looks exactly like this one, I’m gonna pick one comment to give a $100 gift card to Amazon. What what?! You don’t have to tag anyone or anything like that.
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Just follow @radandhappy, and in the comments on HER post, share your favorite Christmas song IN ALL CAPS! Because the true elf who never sat on a shelf once said, “the best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!” And even if you don’t win the $100, you win because you’ll love @radandhappy. Merry Holidays, y’all!

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I always find rogue icing and candy all over the house for days after making gingerbread houses. DAYSSSS!
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Let’s make a meatloaf house instead. Yes?
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Teach them to rock 🤘, too. And this video is convincing me to buy all my kids rocking horses for Christmas. Yay or neigh? #neightimeritual #buckup #quithorsingaroundandgotobed #TakeAQuickNeighp #Hay #HayIsForHorses #wewillrockyou #tosleep #ICouldGoAllNeight #QuitHorsingAroundWithThesePuns #IsThisGettingSaddle 📹: @3snowflakes #kidsaretheworst

I posted this in our Stories and the messages I’ve already received have touched me today. Some days are hard. Some days all I can do is show up. But doggonit, that’s all that matters some days.
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I wanted everyone to see the kinds of messages I’ve been seeing, so I’m posting this here from @finding_joy and hoping you leave the kinds of comments I’ve been receiving so that all of us can read them, connect, and feel inspired. You all are the best community out there, I’m convinced.
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Via @marriageandmartinis #kidsaretheworst thanks for getting the joke, 😉😂

I thought I was so chill before letting my kids help decorate. Holiday decorating with kids is when I discovered I have OCD.
How long did you leave this, @brittanymangelson ? 🤣#kidsaretheworst

Who will break first?
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We just saw a Santa tonight (we go every year for my daughter’s birthday) and my youngest asked for shoelaces and my second youngest asked for socks. So I’m succeeding at tempering my kids’ expectations, but pretty sure this Santa thought my kids aren’t having enough fun. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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