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On April 24, we will launch the world-famous Zinger chicken sandwich here in America. And shortly after that, we will launch the world-famous Zinger chicken sandwich into space. And for a limited time, you can launch the world-famous Zinger chicken sandwich into your mouth in a $5 Fill Up at KFC.

into space. We’re launching the Zinger chicken sandwich into space. Sorry. We didn’t quite finish that last sentence. Anyway, introducing Mission Commander Colonel Sanders. He’s got the face of an angel and the chicken-sandwich salesmanship of a Colonel Sanders. We can’t go wrong.

Yes, of course he’s hot in that suit. Space suits are no joke. But never mind that. He’s currently focused on something much more important: a mission to launch the Zinger chicken sandwich

You must have a lot of questions about this. Questions like, “who is this mysterious space Colonel?” and “isn’t he hot in that suit?”

Don’t you just hate how useless money is? Well, not anymore! Now you can exchange it for gold—that you can eat! KFC Georgia Gold Chicken.

Georgia Gold Chicken is only here for a limited time. So hurry up! You’re already running out of time, whatever time it is wherever you are.

Bowling is a game of skill and finesse. KFC Georgia Gold Chicken is tangy and delicious. Coincidence? I have no idea.

A man is not judged by the number of gold certificates that hang on his wall. Wait. That’s actually a pretty accurate way to judge a man.

Does anybody know how to take care of a gold goldfish? I have no clue what I’m doing. All I’ve learned so far is that it doesn’t eat fried chicken.

In hindsight, a fireplace that burns gold is both horribly expensive and not particularly warm. Live and learn.

Instead of gold at the end of the rainbow, it’s Georgia Gold. And instead of a creepy leprechaun, it’s a charming Colonel. Everybody wins.

Introducing Gold Brick Breaker, the award-winning Instagram game that critics are calling “confusing,” and “Did it format over email wrong? These are just gifs.” See if you’ve got what it takes!

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