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KJ H₳RE  🏠Lancaster, PA || ✈️ MIA Professional jetsetter & co-founder of 2SOL ⇣

“Tell ‘em where I’m from
Finger on the pump, make the sixth straight jump from SoCal
Hollywood to the slums
Chronic smoke get burnt by the California sun
On the west side, east coast where you at?
Just got to New York like a net on a jet
To London, to Brazil, to Quebec
Like the whole dang world took effect to Ferg”
Just a couple of birdies trying to be 1% as cool as Fergie.

...May your rivers flow without end, meandering through pastoral valleys tinkling with bells, past temples and castles and poets towers into a dark primeval forest where tigers belch and monkeys howl, through miasmal and mysterious swamps and down into a desert of red rock, blue mesas, domes and pinnacles and grottos of endless stone, and down again into a deep vast ancient unknown chasm where bars of sunlight blaze on profiled cliffs, where deer walk across the white sand beaches, where storms come and go as lightning clangs upon the high crags, where something strange and more beautiful and more full of wonder than your deepest dreams waits for you -- beyond that next turning of the canyon walls.” - Edward Abbey

“...May your mountains rise into and above the clouds...”

“May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view...

After almost a week of adventure in back country Montana, with our phones switched off and no worries in the world, we spent the entirety of yesterday unsuccessfully trying to commute home. Four attempts at getting on the only flights out of little Kalispell, MT with no prevail.. the ugly side of airline life. Literally an entire day of repetitive disappointment, getting increasingly exhausted, forced to be glued to our phones for the first time in a week to explore every obscure, roundabout way to get ourselves the heck outta there and just... failing so hard. We spent the night in one of the last hotel rooms in Kalispell, pee stained sheets and all, and woke up at 4am the next morning to catch the first flight out. An epic trip, sealed with an epically failed ending.
And ya know why I say all of that? Because this guy didn’t complain once.
And even after THE most unsuccessful travel experience of both of our careers... this trip has been made no bit less incredible. If anything, it just made it more memorable, and made those little laughs and victories throughout the day even sweeter. So so grateful for experiences like that and a person like this.

Just raw, unedited adventure. 😍😍😍😍

TBT to the time I brushed my teeth in front of an erupting volcano.. Because it was taken by the one person I can hike through the wilderness with for days and never get even slightly sick of AND because tomorrow, I set off with him to hike 30 miles amongst 7,000 year old glaciers to celebrate one year of being crazy about each other. @briangilday #glaciernationalpark #hikeMontana #GlacierNPS

26 hours of la Ville de L'amour.

Love at first flight ✈️
#FAandFO #crewforlife

I may not have a lot of time at home these days, but the little bit of it is the fullest it can be.

I miss Ru all the time.
She died in kid-birth two years ago and I bought black bandanas for myself and her sister to ceremoniously mourn her death. The world is less insane without her and I really don’t like that.
You may think she was just a goat, but she was also Miss America, the haunting of your dreams, and the best friend you’ve never had all in one. And try to find a better hiking partner than her, I dare you.
Anyways, happy 4th of July, in honor of the one who rocked patriotism best. 🎇
#toogoattobetrue #goatsofamerica

I hope for everyone to have a friend who will see you through the weirdest years of life and still stick around. Who you know will drop everything when you need it and be at your doorstep with a gallon of wine. Who leverages their birthdays to get the people they love together for summer grill outs or epic kayaking trips through the mountains.
I hope everyone finds a Mitchie, but you can’t have mine.

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