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kelly oxford  NYT bestselling author and screenwriter

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🚨ATTENTION 🚨
This TEENY 5 month old girl is avail to adopt. She is 1 lbs, just wants cuddles, loves her travel bag and is trained. You want her as your new doge frend? Contact @trainmydogberney ❤️

All cats want to kill u. No matter how chill the pose. They just planning.

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The other day I complained about my workload and Mom jumped on a plane. ❤️😊💪🏽

Ever feel so happy that you assume you got dumber? #brastrap

I bet I looked like a real asshole walking around my yard cutting flowers

At 7am Bea put on a “spy outfit” and demanded to go to Griffith Park to listen to the trees. #tbt

My doctor forgot about me in here. I’m just sitting in here for no reason, like.. she was done and left and said “Wait for Luis.” But, like, Luis has no more business with me? Why am I not just leaving? Anxiety. #cheekzit

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY SALINGER ❤️ You’re a dream human and I’m so, so lucky you’re mine. 🙌🏽✨ @sal.oxford

All I got for Mother’s Day was this cheek zit. It’s okay, kids don’t have money. Shout out to all the dads out there who took care of kid business this weekend. 🌷

Monday Motivation with @jengotch ✔️

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