Customer: I want all my cold things together I grouped them all up on the belt so all my cold items in specific will be put into my one insulated freezer bag and if you don't I will stab you and your entire family to death
Me: Kay, well, do you want it to zip?
Customer: Of cOURsE I want the bag to zip, it has to stay cold dOEsn't it? I have a 4 minute drive home!!
Me: Can I put your butter and eggs separate?
Customer: Um, so they'll get warm?? NO, I WANT THEM IN THE COLD BAG.
Customer: Am I going to be able to lift that??????? Are you trying to kill me, I'm not like one of you young people with muscles I literally don't have bones anymore they disintegrated with my personality in 1994!!!
Me: ... .. I mean .. we sell insulated bags here for 2.47 I really don't know what you want me to do other than just fucking die.
Customer: Oh, that would be wonderful, but I'm going to need help out to my car first.
I am fully aware that when working in retail customers can be nothing but horrendous and pieces of actual shit, but THIS is what gETS me the most.
Also these handrolls were rad. Had hibachi too but I need content so I'm saving that one for next.