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Kate Beckinsale  "Man only plays when he is in the fullest sense of the word a human being, and he is only a full human being when he plays." Friedrich Schiller 1793.

Making sure I can manage with just the one working buttock , in case I find myself in a high pressure jam and the other one is for some reason impaired or unavailable to me

It's SO beautiful here . And apparently there's a fifteen foot python with the soul of a dead boy in the water behind me - so, something for everybody, really

Suddenly realized how cross my mother would be if I shamed her up in any of her local supermarkets with a goat in a baby sling, and reeled myself back in

Finally I just said bugger it and got my banana out by some bins

When you finally find someone who lifts it , drops it ,shakes it and pops it properly with you and doesn't just wander off #tabs #legend

International panic about insects @warniermathilde πŸ’•πŸ•·πŸœπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ’•

Excuse me while I kiss the sky

Coup de foudre ❀️ @warniermathilde #meufs

#fbf to when @bscan found out what I was like on dental surgery drugs. Everyone's glad I am not a drinker and that I floss

Got to work ,got covered in fake dirt,got warned not to hold a banana near a thicket as likely to be mugged by monkey. Super offended as would never hold a banana near a thicket anyone knows that

Never say I’m afraid to approach a dazzle of farting wild zebras . I went to an all girls school I’ve seen some things

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