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Karlie Depew  Guacamole connoisseur. Salvadoreña 🇸🇻Puppy and cat enthusiast 🐶🐱

These last 365 days he has made me fall more and more in love with him and I still can't believe I get to wake up next to the sweetest man every day. Or that he always has a smile on his face even though I'm so grumpy in the mornings. That's how I know he loves me. He is the everything I was made to believe was asking too much.
#thedepewlife #ilikethisexcusetoposteaweddingpic
#whyamialwayssurprisedihavetowakeupeverymorning
#firstanniversary

One day we'll have a cute little garden. But until then, I'll just enjoy roaming this adorable nursery 🌵🌻
#thedepewlife #herbsandsucculents

Happy 4th y'all! I couldn't celebrate without an asada and homemade guacamole 🥑 The secret to good guac is dancing with it.
#ifyourenotdancingwithyourguacyouredoingitwrong
#shakewhatyourmamagaveyou
#guacamoleconnoisseur
#thedepewlife

One of my goldfish died so we buried it at the lake. We then enjoyed the beautiful Utah mountains but then I got sprayed with questionable lake water.
#imsorryicouldntsaveyoufish
#shallowgrave #thedepewlife
#nastylakewater #butwhataboutbacteria #itlooksquestionabletome
#forthelasttimetherearenopiranhasin #MYBUUUUUUTT

While I'm ashamed of some of our politicians I can't deny my love for my home state
#inserttexasflagemoji
#texasbornandraised
#mystatecouldbeatupyourstate
#austingraffitipark
#stupidlittlechildrenruiningbeautifultags

People always ask if I'm Indian. I'm a proud Latina but damn if that butter chicken isn't delicious.
#homemadenaan #garammasalaisthespiceofthegods
#cuminisaclosesecond #thedepewlife

Seeing @reginaspektor last night was a dream. I only cried about 10 times.
#reginaspektorcandonowrong #thedepewlife

Chris and I are celebrating my goldfish for being alive for two years. Way to go, little ones. 🐠
#weneedagoldfishemoji
#chrisblewouttheircandlesforthem
#iwishtheycouldeattheircake #butnowthereismoreforus #thedepewlife

I am enough. You are enough.
Here is to strong women. May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them. ✊🏽
#internationalwomensday

Thank you for six months full of love and laughter. I'm so happy to have you as my eternal dance partner and forever forehead kisser.
#happyhalfaversary #anotherweddingphoto #iwouldapologizebutimnotsorry

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