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Karlie Depew  Guacamole connoisseur. Salvadoreña 🇸🇻Puppy and cat enthusiast 🐶🐱

Happy birthday to the best middle child in the world! I can’t believe you’re 21 today. Do you remember when we’d pretend to be mermaids? We’d swim back and forth in the tub and feel so majestic. Now we just send funny cat pictures each other. No one can make me laugh as ugly as you do. I’m so proud of all you’re accomplishing at UT. And thank you for all the cat snapchats. You feed the crazy cat lady in me.
#happybirthdaylittlesis #21
#crazycatsisters #ifourhusbandsdiefirstwewilllivetogetherwithallourcats

These last 365 days he has made me fall more and more in love with him and I still can't believe I get to wake up next to the sweetest man every day. Or that he always has a smile on his face even though I'm so grumpy in the mornings. That's how I know he loves me. He is the everything I was made to believe was asking too much.
#thedepewlife #ilikethisexcusetoposteaweddingpic
#whyamialwayssurprisedihavetowakeupeverymorning
#firstanniversary

One day we'll have a cute little garden. But until then, I'll just enjoy roaming this adorable nursery 🌵🌻
#thedepewlife #herbsandsucculents

Happy 4th y'all! I couldn't celebrate without an asada and homemade guacamole 🥑 The secret to good guac is dancing with it.
#ifyourenotdancingwithyourguacyouredoingitwrong
#shakewhatyourmamagaveyou
#guacamoleconnoisseur
#thedepewlife

One of my goldfish died so we buried it at the lake. We then enjoyed the beautiful Utah mountains but then I got sprayed with questionable lake water.
#imsorryicouldntsaveyoufish
#shallowgrave #thedepewlife
#nastylakewater #butwhataboutbacteria #itlooksquestionabletome
#forthelasttimetherearenopiranhasin #MYBUUUUUUTT

While I'm ashamed of some of our politicians I can't deny my love for my home state
#inserttexasflagemoji
#texasbornandraised
#mystatecouldbeatupyourstate
#austingraffitipark
#stupidlittlechildrenruiningbeautifultags

People always ask if I'm Indian. I'm a proud Latina but damn if that butter chicken isn't delicious.
#homemadenaan #garammasalaisthespiceofthegods
#cuminisaclosesecond #thedepewlife

Seeing @reginaspektor last night was a dream. I only cried about 10 times.
#reginaspektorcandonowrong #thedepewlife

Chris and I are celebrating my goldfish for being alive for two years. Way to go, little ones. 🐠
#weneedagoldfishemoji
#chrisblewouttheircandlesforthem
#iwishtheycouldeattheircake #butnowthereismoreforus #thedepewlife

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