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Kara Kimbrough-Matteson  I love God, people and Carbohydrates!!!

Only 24 Days Away. Don't be a BOOitch and miss this Comedy/Costume Party. Call for advanced tickets and Reserve your seats. 323-377-5550
@thefederalnoho 10-24 7pm/ Doors
#comedy#losangeles #halloween
#noho #thingstodoinla #costumeparty
#halloweencostume #standup #bustedbarbie #karawithak

How to look 100 years Younger. Guess my friends age? Funny makeup tutorial featuring beautycounter clean products.
More info beautycounter.com/courtneycook and For full video youtu.be/3CtROV2AZkY
#makeuptutorial #snatch #beautycounter #funnyvideos #ageless #hot🔥@courtneythecook

Ill be doing comedy on top of a mountain this Saturday. Literally ya have to take a ski lift to get there. Still tix available. Includes dinner , ski lift and show!
www.mntbaldyresort.com

Big Fun Show Alert..I'm Headling @thefederalnoho tomorrow. 7:30pm. No Minimum $15/ cover. Its gonna be a longer set so lets get Messy:)

After bikini training for a few months and only sticking to my diet 2 days a week. I present to you my physique update:) Spoiler Alert I quit the Bikini competition. Also just in case you're wondering I still am working out like a beast and I do have fitness goals I just do not want to count calories everyday like Rainman. #nooneshocked #wellfeed #ilovewine🍷 #curvy #BIKINI👙 #TEXASGIRL #nachos #fitnessmotivation #LA #comedy

It was a night of a 1000 selfies!!! My husband and I just celebrated our 6th year Wedding Anniversary and what better way to do than in my wedding dress. Pics of him and our friends to come bit first the most obnoxiously, high angled, triple filtered ones:))) #sayyestothedress #marriage #wedding #LA #comedian #SELFIE📷

"Ya Bra, I'm still alive... And doing new Material.. tonight!, Come on roll thru, Bra". @tkocomedy Birthday Show tonight @thefederalnoho 7pm/ Doors. No min. Free street parking. $15 cover.

Wife interrupted! He's clueless y'all. Was feeling my new, fresh hair when my husband talks right in the middle of my Britney flip. #popstar #husband #fail #truelove #britneyspears #dontstop beweaving:)

God Bless America!!! The vintage swimsuit competition was fun and not to brag but I come in DEAD LAST. They actually called me for the finals on stage by accicdent and then I had to walk off. Hahaha. I go hard in all ways:) And of course I suffer from #highselfesteem #cantstopwontstop #pinupgirl #LA #4thofjuly #venicebeach #THICKTHIGHSSAVELIVES

About Last Night.. Sooo much love guys❤ Sold out show, Killer Comics and 71 of you came out and made me look like Beyonce!!!!! (okay maybe Anni Nicole before Trim Spa but whatever). Big thanks to you all and to @aidanparkshow @thesamanthahale @laughfactoryhw for the time to shine.

Show tonight is at 7:30pm @laughfactoryhw not 8pm. See ya soon

Are you on the List? If I forgot your name comment below. Sending off this evening. Get there by 7:30 as they shut down the guest list at 7:45pm sharp. Sooo Excited and Appreciate all the ❤❤❤ June 19th. 7pm/ Doors @laughfactoryhw Rainbow Pop show!

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