I feel like a garbage human after getting up at 2 am to drive to #newyork so here I am, standing among my people. Thank you @rhistrat for the best impulse birthday trip, and for making sure that I get back in time for my basketball game tomorrow
I spent 23 minutes today swatching makeup. I’ve discovered that I prefer matte lipstick and a medium coverage foundation. I also am on the hunt for some really creamy eye shadows. I’m not wearing any of that makeup in this photo because turns out I don’t really know how to do a smokey eye.
I thought I did a bang up job drawing on my eyebrows today but turns out they look like boomerangs that melted to a sidewalk. My face is the sidewalk. I am concrete. Poem. I also don’t know what concealer is, and am declaring myself the Mayor of Bag City. CEO of Eyebags Inc.
Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.