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kale salad  9 out of 10 doctors recommend following @kalesalad as part of a well balanced vitameme diet.

I still don't understand how people can get to the front of the line at Starbucks and not know what they want to order haven't you already done this before people

YES FREE DISNEY PASSES FOR LIFE (via @hatemailfanclub and @yungdeagle)

If you don't get this I don't think we can be friends anymore πŸ₯—

Do they make bigger ones that could hold a bottle of ranch dressing? πŸ₯—

Dad extra is the best kind of extra imo πŸ₯—

Keep up the good work

It's like my great grandad Kale Salad the 6th used to say in 1931, "selfies know no boundaries"

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Seriously where the hell is she

What is this, a chair for ants????

At least it wasn't lettuce

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