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Jonathan Zimmel 

St. Patricia Day

Pro tip: ice cubes dilute your drink, use frozen grapes

Somebody’s ready for St. Patrick’s Day

A little late but happy Valentine’s Day from the NFL

Why would i pay money for the chance to win $0?🤔

Am i the only one amazed i can stream high def movies to my phone but we still use a sharpie to make sure we operate on the correct knee?

Jan 5 surgery Jan 6 bike #nosulking #trainwithacane

Alright spoke to the Dr. MRI results are in. Torn meniscus. That’s actually good news. Avoided the dreaded ACL. Quick surgery and I’ll be back before Derrick Rose. Thanks for all the well wishes.

Best Christmas gift so far this is the one to beat

Warning to restaurants: if you put flowers on my food I’ll put them in my hair

Wait those pay phones actually still work?

Well that was a short and unsuccessful running career

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