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Sean Keane  Writer/standup. Comedy Central, BOTS. Twitter: @seankeane. Roundball Rock podcast - https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/roundball-rock/id1133321651

“The World Cup was the biggest victory for France since that study that showed deodorant might cause cancer.” ・・・
#TheEverythingReport July 16th 2018 #Egypt #Sarcophagus #BLM #Police #BBQBecky #PermitPatty #WorldCupFinal #LesBleus #Bridezilla @kevincamia @beckygarcia @jortscenter @alex.koll

The Everything Report is back! And just like Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, we are back with a blockbuster musical cold open. Who did the greatest frat humor of all time? Billy Joel, that’s who. ・・・
#TheEverythingReport Update Update Update July 2018 We've been gone for a few months so here is a quick news recap. #AbolishICE #POTUS #SCOTUS #Immigration #NATO #Volcano #Hawaii #Israel #Palestine #ElonMusk #Grimes #Iran #EPA #ScottPruitt #NorthKorea #StevenMiller @jortscenter @kevincamia @beckygarcia @alex.koll

Ruby’s new best friend.

Surprise Summer League breakfast with @mollybrenna & JaVale.

It’s a Roundball Rock/Fastbreak Breakfast crossover gambling binge at Summer League!

Having a Great Time Out On Fremont Street.

Ran into Hawks first round pick Kevin Huerter playing the virtual reality basketball game at Summer League.

#SummerLeague #PleaseKevinDontHuertEm

You might as well be wearing an NBA Finals Losers cap.

#SummerLeague #OrlandoMagic

Glenn Robinson has arrived at Summer League.
#BigDog

This shot of Russia’s goalie pulling back to reveal he’s five feet away from Croatia’s celebration is like an Arrested Development gag.

It’s important to keep closed captions on while watching the World Cup.

Ruby was so excited about cake that she made up a song about it. Working title, “Let’s Eat Cake”

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