HAPPY #TRANSFORMATIONTUESDAY, EVERYONE. 🖤 It's the best day of the week in our little weight loss community. I like this transformation photo of moi. 💁🏻 On the left, you can tell that I was trying to make myself appear smaller. I did this often. I would try to hold my arms in really tightly even if it was uncomfortable. On the right, I'm just chilling (like a villain). When I first saw the picture on the right, I couldn't believe the definition in my neck and shoulders. I used to not be able to see my collarbones at all. It's the little things, ya know? Anyway, time to be serious. 🤷🏻♀️ I would like to share a poem I wrote. I lost two really special people in my life through this journey, and I would like to honour them...
An Ode to My Long Lost Sisters
Boobs, where art thou?
You used to be here, but where are you now?
I thought we were friends, where did you go?
To the park, to the beach, will I ever know?
Until I find you, I will not relax.
I'll sit here waiting with these deflated sacks.
The skin you left behind, it needs to be filled.
My tits look like scrotums, I'm not very thrilled.
I must find a companion, a lover, a suitor.
You're making it hard, even Shrek is cuter.
I will wait an eternity for you to come back.
But until you return, my heart remains black.
GUYS, I am hosting another DietBet next month! 🤗 It starts on August 11th. The current one is going so well. We have over 2000 players (and the pot is over $60,000 😱). For those who don't know, a DietBet is a game where you bet $30 that you will lose 4% of your weight in four weeks. If you achieve your goal, you win your money back + more! It's a great way to stay accountable (because money is on the line) and a great way to meet friends. Click the link in my bio to sign up or learn more. 🖤 Also feel free to email me if you have questions.