Happy Friday!! 🥔 As you can probably tell, I will not be uploading a weigh-in update today. Why, you ask? Well the answer is quite obvious: I am a trash can and I ate garbage all week. I had very intense chocolate cravings and gave in a bit too much (by a bit I mean 8000 chocolate covered raisins and almonds, 36.5 chocolate cookies, and 5628 litres of chocolate frappuccino). So there is no weigh-in this week. In fact, I have decided that there will be no weigh-in for a few weeks. WHY, you ask?? WELL, it is because I have concocted a PLAN. I know what you're wondering: "what brilliant plan has Jordan conspired this time?" Well, friends, I have decided that I am going to do something only the bravest of souls can do. Something that I will for sure be rewarded for in the afterlife. Yes, I will be embarking on the potato cleanse (starting tomorrow). What do I mean by this, you ask? Well - I, Jordan, will be eating nothing but potatoes for the next two weeks. I know what you're thinking: "this bitch is dumb af, what is she doing?" Well after my several hours of extensive scientific research, I have decided that the potato cleanse is the healthiest, cheapest, and easiest way for me to get my cravings, sugar addiction, and binge eating under control. Believe it or not, it is actually a very popular cleanse. And since I am a generous and noble individual, I have decided that I would sacrifice myself as a lab rat in this experiment. Here are the guidelines: I will only be eating potatoes. No oil, grains, legumes, or fruit (fuck me). I can use spices and veggies, as long as they do not exceed 5% of my daily caloric intake. If everything goes well, I will extend it to a month. I will not be posting weekly weigh-in updates. Instead, I plan on making a wonderful video detailing my experiences at the end. Now, before the dumpster trolls crawl into the comment section, please note this is not unhealthy. It is of course not sustainable forever, but I will not die. I will not be protein deficient. I will be fine. If I can binge on sugar for two weeks and survive, I can eat potatoes for two weeks and live to tell the tale. THANKSSSSS, BYE.