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Jordanne Thomas 

My advice....be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies. #itobviouslyworksforme #ihaventpostedinforever #2monthsactually #selfie #ohbtw #ichoppedmyhairoff

I ❤️ every single one of these girls! It may seem like we are immature (and I'm not denying that we are), but we always know how to have a good time. #weaccidentallydroppedournuts #idontreallywantyournudes #myfriends>;yours

A friend is like a good bra...🌻hard to find, 🌸supportive, 🌴comfortable, 🌻always lifts you up, 🌸makes you look better, 🌴and ALWAYS close to your heart. I ❤️ these human beings. #bestfriends #goals

Don't expect any New Year's Resolutions from me. I plan on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed, pizza lovin' delight, that you've all come to know and love! ❤️☺️🍕#sorryiftheshirtoffendsyou #iloveittho

It's called fall because everything is falling....leaves 🍂🍁🍃 temperature 🌡❄️ bank account 💸 GPA 🚽 self esteem 😕 #tistheseason 👍 #happyfallyall

They say that new beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.....goodbye summer break 😭😭😭 hello school 😩😒

You can't spell Volkswagen without SWAG 😏 the Thomas' are stepping up their game!! #slugbugnohitbacks #1973superbeetle

If it involves ⭐️ fireworks ⭐️ summer nights ⭐️ barbecues ⭐️ Dr. Pepper ⭐️ and freedom ⭐️ count me in!! #happy4th #merica 🇺🇸

This last school year has been the hardest yet. I was not only taking classes from Weber State, but last week I was able to graduate from the pharmacy technician program at the DATC AND I passed my national exam today!! I am officially a certified tech! I'm so proud of the accomplishments I've made this year!!! 🎓👍

Bucket list: not just ride, but DOMINATE, the mechanical bull at the Westerner....✅✅✅ #westerner #mechanicalbull #ithinkgenuwinewouldbeimpressed 😉😂

Spring break calls for crazy times, warm weather (finally), and some memories that are only remembered through pictures 😍😍 #puertovallartamexico #springbreak2016 #tbt

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