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Jordanne Thomas 

Oh, is it a holiday today? I hadn’t noticed. 😅
On the positive side: I have saved tons of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single. 👍
#valentinesday #2018 #cupidisstupid 💋🖤 🏹

Whoa 😮 is this a pic from the 90s? No, actually, it’s a throwback to last Thursday when I relived my favorite memories from the 90’s! Who knew Classic Skating was still relevant? So much fun!! It was nice to see that the floors haven’t changed at all. #classicskating #isucked #itsbeen15years #whyyesthatisapowerlineshirt #ifyoudontknowwhopowerlineisthenyourchildhoodwassad #goofymovie #twopostsinlessthanaweek #thatneverhappens

I’m mad. Bonkers. Off my head...but I’ll tell you a secret...all of the best people are. #aliceinwonderland #disneyland #teacups #2017 #mouseears #snowman

"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional" -Walt Disney #disneyland #disney2017 #teacups ❤️🏰🎠🎢🎡🎆

Well, I didn't win the lottery today 😩, so that sucks 👎. On the bright side, tomorrow is Friday and the start of a 3 day weekend 🙌😊 #betterlucknextyear 🤞

My advice....be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies. #itobviouslyworksforme #ihaventpostedinforever #2monthsactually #selfie #ohbtw #ichoppedmyhairoff

I ❤️ every single one of these girls! It may seem like we are immature (and I'm not denying that we are), but we always know how to have a good time. #weaccidentallydroppedournuts #idontreallywantyournudes #myfriends>;yours

A friend is like a good bra...🌻hard to find, 🌸supportive, 🌴comfortable, 🌻always lifts you up, 🌸makes you look better, 🌴and ALWAYS close to your heart. I ❤️ these human beings. #bestfriends #goals

Don't expect any New Year's Resolutions from me. I plan on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed, pizza lovin' delight, that you've all come to know and love! ❤️☺️🍕#sorryiftheshirtoffendsyou #iloveittho

It's called fall because everything is falling....leaves 🍂🍁🍃 temperature 🌡❄️ bank account 💸 GPA 🚽 self esteem 😕 #tistheseason 👍 #happyfallyall

They say that new beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.....goodbye summer break 😭😭😭 hello school 😩😒

You can't spell Volkswagen without SWAG 😏 the Thomas' are stepping up their game!! #slugbugnohitbacks #1973superbeetle

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