johnny_g49
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John Garner The lobster man - part time redners employee, full time daddy/god - Arby's enthusiast
I have to live with this constant squeaking but it's all good
October 16, 2017 at 11:40 am, I did something I said that I'd never do. I'm taking full responsibility for this and im sorry to everyone I promised this to. But I took a shit at Daniel Boone. First one in 4 years going here. I'm sorry guys. This is inexcusable
Damn I look good with a tail
No caption needed for this one, just a picture of me holding a kinky whip.
Wtf even is Dottie.
I'm his superhero. This is actually my fave picture ever tho
WHOEVER CALLED ME DADDY IN THE HALLS TODAY HMU I MUST KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
#opposuits GOD DAMN THIS LOOKS GOOD
Channeling my inner @kyle_troup
Ok, I'm officially daddy. Idk how anyone can oppose that now.
How moist does this make you?
And ppl say that I'm not daddy smh
