#TFW they write your full nickname on your 56th birthday cake and it sinks in that this is the person you've become. It's fun when said aloud but on a cake? Jesus. 56 years and this is what I'm known for? What do I gotta do to go back to just "Jack"? Regular, old "Jack"? I know- instead of blowing out the candles, I will flip out and yell at my friends. I'll get new friends. I would divorce my wife too but I don't have a drivers license.