joeisblack joeisblack

762 posts   434 followers   505 followings

Mr Black  Southern tested, Northern approved, but the West Coast is where I belong. NSFW, children, health nuts, or anything w/ a conscious. You've been warned.

Went for a walk before work and obviously I got lost... there wasn't a McDonald's, Moe's, or Pizza Hut anywhere in sight. #natureyouscary #someonecallliamneeson #didyouhearthat #does911deliver #imtoofatforthis #walkitout #backyardshenanigans #exercise #morelikeexorcism

The little drug dealers have made their way to the shelves in the cereal aisle...and for the safety of everyone... I had to buy two.
#girlscoutcookiesareahelluvadrug #theynevershouldhavegivenyouscoutsmoney #whosecerealisthis #cheatdaymorelikecheatlife #fatkidstatus #ineedsomemilk

As I drove to the gym, it was no coincidence that a rainbow appeared over McDonald's as I approached... #nottodaysatan #donttemptme #fatkidtrialsandtribulations #rainbow #wheresmygold #leprechaundontworkontuesdays

Working out is serious business...you can tell by my socks... that's why they're called business socks. #heroinahalfshell #tmnt #gymflow #carpediem4ben #jsonmyfeet #getlikeme #businesstime #flightoftheconchords

On any other weekend I'd be fighting the urge to sleep in. This morning I hopped out of bed with both feet, knowing I was going to hit the gym with purpose. Today I'll push more, hit harder, and sweat with intent. The bridge for recovery walk is about to begin and although I can't be there in person, everything I do today is with @bfiller114, @lulunlola , and family in mind. #gonebutneverforgotten #carpediem4ben #awarenesswalk17

Most Popular Instagram Hashtags