jforjenius jforjenius

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I'm about to serve this weather with a Cease and Desist... #pdx #weathersucks

is it because, when you're blue, you're a little down? #honest #question

just as they do today... #timeless #genius #Vonnegut

*watch with sound* every time I buy a new blues album (or 3 at a time), I'm always treated to a "I see a pattern here" or "boy , you're gonna be depressed"—which I really don't get. few things fill me with more joy than putting on a blues album after work, listening to amazing stories told by extremely talented musicians and story tellers. this is music made with passion, for a reason... this is more life. not some bullshit about a night in a club that's going well cause you got to have one dance, no, it's history, its fables, struggles and tribulations. real. true. phenomenal. #realmusic #tellastory

outside looking in...

the morning after the orgy no one seemed particularly pleased with themselves, least of all Ingrid with questions running wild in her mind. "why was her hair like this?" and "why did she ever agree to the 'Something About Mary' position?" but the most pressing and most troubling question of all "where the fuck did she leave her body??" #mannequintales #lestweforget

"uhm , brah... your serial killer mask is showing..." #everydayserialkiller

when you can't find the abandoned mine shaft you left the bodies in... #trumpjr #sit

today Carl says a hearty farewell to the greatest President of all @earlofportland. feck off North now... #whiskeywednesday

I don't always post pictures of food, but when I do, it's cause I just freakin made amazing stuffed peppers... #needsaside #ohlookyourecookin #weldoneme

this woman's voice is the keys to my heart. so goddamn good!! @angelolsenmusic #goodvibes

in yet another I'll devised attempt at winning the president's favor, Carl decided to audition for The Apprentice by firing winter... #carl #sketch #trumpsucks #wintersuckstoo #apprentice #equinox

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