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Jessica Seinfeld 

I cannot take credit for this series, but I can take credit for having the most insane pet sitter on the planet.

Does anyone recognize this blissful feeling, when you aren’t screaming at anyone to get off their phones and go outside? One even playing Kadima in the background 🙌🏽
Extremely rare moment captured by Mr @owen_253

My kid is finally getting the attention he deserves (the cats are at home while we travel).

I am engrossed, @logic. My favorite Spring Break beach reading usually involves murder, madness, creativity and this time, it’s in a supermarket. Congratulations on your first of what I bet are many books to come. See you soon!

Forgive the heavy animal content this week - I am traveling and finding salvation through photos. Also, I believe I have a duty to show you all an example of a perfect cat, with thumbs.

Introvert looks at extrovert in wonder.

This little mommy @amyschumer gave birth to her special “Growing” last night at midnight. I cannot wait to meet it on @netflixisajoke.

I like your big dreams, Ramon.

Thank you to one of our heroic @goodplusfdn Ambassadad’s, the remarkable Daniel Torres, and the great, great 😻Antwane 😻, for coming with us today to inaugurate our partnership with Hudson Yards. We are excited to collaborate on dynamic programs that utilize their open plazas and outdoor spaces and fill them with glorious NYC fathers, mothers and kids. #hellohudsonyards

@patkiernan is barely able to contain his excitement to walk up NYC’s newest steel erection, called The Vessel, with @adamsilvernba and me. #hellohudsonyards

Just giving you all a little gift of @patkiernan and @therealaliwentworth from today’s Grand Opening of Hudson Yards in NYC. #hellohudsonyards 📸 @jennifercarlston

Crispy Papadums with Avocado are a nice crispy yet creamy gluten-free snack. “Recipe” in my Biolink or on
You can find Papadums on Amazon or grocery store. There’s always Google too.

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