jeremythedad jeremythedad

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jeremy the dad πŸ‘±πŸΌ  πŸ‘†πŸΌjust kidding. I hold things for my kids. β€’ Married & dad to 3 1 post a day all through 2017 I keep the captions short β€’ πŸ‘‡πŸΌCribs: Dad Edition

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Separate straws because have you ever taken a sip after sharing with a kid?! ALSO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH CHEWING STRAWS??? πŸ₯›πŸ‘‹πŸΌ #warmsalivamilkshakesip #suckitup #icecreamdate

I've got a few years before they start driving. Thank goodness πŸ™πŸΌ #roadrage #baddrivers. Credit for the idea: @gregbaskwell πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

HELP! I need to know if I'm a bad parent or a cool one. Zoom in on my finger.... he's one ☝🏼. Thanks!! πŸ€”
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Edit: Wow! All the comments below are awesome! Great laugh πŸ˜‚ thanks for the comments!

Matching + we both love chocolate milk. πŸ–€ #fatherson #brosπŸ‘ŠπŸΌ

Sometimes I throw candy to keep the peace. πŸ¬πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ˜ β€’
#firstattempt #nolook #thisvanisamess @mikeandikecandy

Being the best dad in the world really just cost me $6.93 and a ride in a cool shopping cart. πŸ™ŒπŸΌ #cereallover #groceryshopping

#tbt to when he was a little baller πŸ€ #toddlerlife

When they tell you to jump but you're watching the kids and they pick their nose instead. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ β€’ β€’
#weddingphotography #weddingfun

It's my birthday. But everybody wins. πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚ β€’
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#birthdaycake #idontlikefrostinganyways

I can confirm that it does in fact eliminate odor. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ#whenyougottago #poopπŸ’© jk β€’
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Why do kids have to use the bathroom at the worst times? I'm picking a winner below for the best story πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ˜†

Dad tries to scare son but you'll never guess what happens next. πŸ‘€ #epicfail #instantkarma

Bought him a Spider-Man outfit from @hm and it was on before we left the store. Getting him in his pajamas should be fun! πŸ•· SWIPE #spiderman #superherosaturday ... it's a glass elevator btw.

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