jensonnelson jensonnelson

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Jenson Nelson  los angeles | digital strategy | graphic design | family | friends | cold beer

http://jensonnelson.com/

Filtered hard and pissed about it

You didn’t steal my heart, but you stole most of my friends. Happy birthday to my first Tinder date, @steveheiss. #friendswithoutbenefits #youwinsomeyoucruisesome #stevethethieve #hbd #tinderwin

Put on an apron and take off your bra.

When you sign racist executive orders in the morning then go to Gymboree to celebrate.

#psbattle #babypresident #wtftrump #POSPOTUS

Happy birthday to the gal who lights up every room (figuratively): @coolhandjill #ftr #imadehervape #wcw #hbd #tinyhands #2017isyouryear #ily

Children are starving in Africa, but Tyson nailed the melody. @benicetomoms

#fbf to longer hair, warmer winters, and fewer shits given #ilikeitcoldtho #yumyumyumyumyum #idf #gwenstefwannabe

TFW you see a brick wall that reminds you of a scene from Beetlejuice so you borrow chalk from the nearby pet store and make your friend put on a plaid shirt to pose like Alec Baldwin even though he hasn’t seen Beetlejuice and doesn’t get it. #Missouri #Beetlejuice #Betelgeuse #HBDSuzy #KnockThreeTimes #Knock3Times #CoMo

It's been a second since I've selfie'd.