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Jenny Slate  I'm Jenny.

Ahhh Gahhhh why do u break my heart, Spotify algorithm?! Just why oh why can’t you give me songs about hamburgers or boats or something

Thank u for dressing me up and making me feel so happy @ilariaurbinati @kirinstagram @laini_reeves last night for #hotelartemis ❀️πŸ’₯❀️

No Insulting the Staff at #hotelartemis πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

My besties and my comedy partners and my family and my dream friends and my life, this is a picture of all of that bc it is a picture of me @maxsilvestri @gabeliedman having afternoon cocktails

No teeth but very happy smile πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ†™πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡

🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿thank u again for sending me β€œLucy Gayheart”, @thejuliapierpont🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

Good morning from the dog and his best friend who is named β€œbig strawberry pillow” and made by @jumbojibbles

There’s nothing much to say except thanks to @gabeliedman for never missing a beat lol

Hello I have made it back to my little old house and I have made it back to my sweet good bed and I found this old T-shirt in a store when i was in Brooklyn and i wonder who wore it and I have spent the day with people I love and I can sleep well now after all of it. Goodnight out there, sweet creatures β€οΈπŸ¦•πŸ¦’πŸ¦Œβ€οΈ

This is my one of a kind extra dear friend @rebeccadinerstein, who is brilliant and actually truly miraculous and who embodies many different kinds of beauty. She wrote the gorgeous novel THE SUNLIT NIGHT and now we are making it into a movie and i am here bc i was fortunate enough to cross paths with her in a park and she has given me not just this art but tireless love and deep friendship and this info that I’m giving you is some of the most gorgeous truth that i know. I am so proud of her and i am so happy that she is here on this planet and that she is a bunch of balloons who lives in my heart. Way to go, Rebecca. When I try to think of you my mind always first makes me see a big luscious peach floating in the air in the park where we met.

If you are asked to basically have no pants and film in a bus station and if during that time a live human who is a stranger takes an actual physical shit in the bus station you just need to keep filming bc the show must go on and the sooner you wrap the sooner you can have pants and be away from bogeys like human feces that are not supposed to be there. This is what Gene Kelly meant when he said GOTTA DANCE, right? Thanks @lxklein for capturing this professional dance number

Happy Birthday to one of the brightest and best and most horny @gabeliedman β€οΈπŸ†’β€οΈ

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