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Jenny Johnson  Texan, comedian, writer, former TV news producer, drunk historian, asshole and owner of two dogs. Co-host of the @doinitpodcast

http://www.improvhouston.com/ShowDetails/6eb578ab-8e29-467a-826f-59136c4ea37c/60406d25-ab2d-4d39-aa1b-50dccdb8ae37/Jenny_Johnson/Houston_Improv

Three years ago I stayed at the Trump Soho. I was doing push-ups in my room when I noticed the pattern on the rug. Flipped it over to see who made it. I guess it's not so shocking now.

IT'S DEWEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!! #MySpecialLittleGentleman #PBGV #DewinIt

HOUSTON, TEXAS!!! I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HEADLINING AT THE @IMPROVHOUSTON AUGUST 23RD!!! CLICK ON THE LINK IN MY BIO FOR TIX!!!

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Check out this plane gettin' a sweet runway tug-job.

Just a regular gal #planedrankin in #beats like a #champ. ✈️🎶🎧

Should've worn a hood with the rest of your bros, Pete. But I'm sure your boss at the T-Mobile kiosk in the mall will be forgiving.

Now at Jos. A. Banks... BUY ONE SUIT AND GET THREE SUITS FOR FREE AND ALL TRAVELERS SHIRTS ARE 90% OFF!!!!

SHE HAD A FUCKIN' BABY

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Dewey and his magical flying friend in motion! 📸 by: @the_pet_handler

Mama has gotta go out of town. I'll be home before you know it. You be my special little gentleman while I'm gone and OH MY GOD why can't Dewey just come with me everywhere always?????

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