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  Ankles are weak, and my knee caps give out every 3 days! Los Angeles Rams🏈Los Angeles Dodgers⚾Lake Show🏀!! Longest neck in the Western Hemisphere! 🐪

THIRTY-EIGHT👏🏻THIRTY-EIGHT👏🏻THIRTY-EIGHT👏🏻!!!! HAHAHA Haaaapppy Biiiiirrrthhhdaaaayy to this Kale Eatin', Hair Relaxer Wearin', Costa Rica Ziiiipliiiinin', Undercover Chess Club Playin', Double Espresso Shot Drinkin' B-RY!!! Can't wait to see what 56 has in store for you brother!!! #BathSalts #DirtyThirtyEight #LooseKneesTightHips #ThereWillBeBloodThisWeekend #TimmyTurnerWillBeThere #Sweet27GoingOn21 #Sure

HOTLANTAAAAAA stand up!!! Team Office, Top Percentage Revenue & President's Team Awards...it's an office full of crazies but I love em ta deffffffffff!!! #BathSalts #TeamSalts #TheresAnotherBathFullOfSalts #HotlantaConference #MagicCityBootyClappin

The hangovers may last a little longer, but tricking people into thinking Bryant is Denzel Washington's son & offering to pay for our bar tab will never get old!✊🏿😂 #BathSalts #BryantAlmostThrewDownWithA65YearOld #HeWasAlsoOurUberDriver #ThereWillBeBlood #BudHeavy #ScottishDancinLookinBoi #ShootYourShot #Airball

🗣MAAARRKKKKEEEEEEEEEZ!!!🗣 Haaaapppyyy Dirtiest/Filthiest/Nastiest 30th B Day to this Chip Chompin, Honey I blew up my Lips Lookin, Zero Spinal chord Dancin, Only born with 7 Toes walkin, Size 14 Basketball head lookin brotherrrrrr of mine!!! #BathSalts #IfOnlyLipsCouldKill #NoSnorkelNeeded #LemmeSeeYOBLAAAAAA #VneckAudi #NahItsAMazda #ZeroMilkAddedToThisFilter

🤙🏼ALOHA BETCHES!!!!🤙🏼 Hiked up Diamondhead wiiiiiith my inhaler because this view was....Breathtaking!!🤤🌊 #BathSalts #DiamondHeadMoreLikeDiamondShred #BrokeMyAnkle3Times #ImSuchALocal #Mahalo🤙🏼 #IveUsedTheHangLooseSignSixTimesAlready #ThirdDegreeForeheadBurn #ShredTheGnarBrah!!! #Mavericks

SLOSHBALL CHAMPSSSS BABY!!!🤘🏿🏆 Rule #1: Your BAC must maintain a .08 average to stay on the #SQUAD!! #BathSalts #LmaoUndefeated #HammySosa #HittinHomersAndGettingDomersPart6 #WhenShinSplintsStrikeBack #SloshPuppies #SilvaOwesUsSix30Packs #Steeeeeek3 #AnothaOne

DUSTY BONEZ JONEZ!!! Happy 14th Birthday youuuu liiiiiitle Butterfly Effect Lookin, Samurai Sword Ankle Walkin, Kid in The Oven Makin', Chrysler Mini Van Visor Wearin, Mt. Fuji Climbin, Alligator Wrestling, Dad-To-Be-Don't-Mess-With-My-Knees lookinnn BOIII!!! #BathSalts #HeLivesToIceHisAnkles #IcyHotToTheGack #LastBirthdayAsANonDad😂🤘🏿 #KeepCalmAndDadOn

Going back to our 8th grade roots and 151 Rum, Pineapple juice and Malibu Caribouuuuuu! #BathSalts #Straaaaaaaaange #EinstenTechN9Ne #BoneThugs #WhoAreWe #ThrowinUpYaangggghSigns

WoOoOoOoOo!!! HAPPY 39th FREAKING BIRTHDAY to the one and only Sloth Yawning, Bleached Anal Waxing, Professional Dart Sucking, Drug Cartel Muling, Magic City Cake Clapping, Cootie King Lint Licking, One Energy Drink Away From Collapsing, 3x Pocket Pool CHAMPION ANIMAL!!!!! #BathSalts #SurviveAndAdvance #HopeYoureNotADonor #PotatoesToDriversHeads #CheatedDeathMoreThanBobbyBrown #GewLuhck

16 yearrrrssss later and they finally realized I was .001% Mexican, so they decided to let me in! #BathSalts #WhiteLivesMatter #StevenIsStillDrunk #WhoDrankTheWorm #SnailsNShots #TalkingTonguesBy9pm #MorseCodeBy10pm #FishnetsAndNachos

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