jeff_nelson10 jeff_nelson10

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  Ankles are weak, and my knee caps give out every 3 days! Los Angeles Rams🏈Los Angeles Dodgers⚾Lake Show🏀!! Longest neck in the Western Hemisphere! 🐪

DUSTY BONEZ JONEZ!!! Happy 14th Birthday youuuu liiiiiitle Butterfly Effect Lookin, Samurai Sword Ankle Walkin, Kid in The Oven Makin', Chrysler Mini Van Visor Wearin, Mt. Fuji Climbin, Alligator Wrestling, Dad-To-Be-Don't-Mess-With-My-Knees lookinnn BOIII!!! #BathSalts #HeLivesToIceHisAnkles #IcyHotToTheGack #LastBirthdayAsANonDad😂🤘🏿 #KeepCalmAndDadOn

Going back to our 8th grade roots and 151 Rum, Pineapple juice and Malibu Caribouuuuuu! #BathSalts #Straaaaaaaaange #EinstenTechN9Ne #BoneThugs #WhoAreWe #ThrowinUpYaangggghSigns

WoOoOoOoOo!!! HAPPY 39th FREAKING BIRTHDAY to the one and only Sloth Yawning, Bleached Anal Waxing, Professional Dart Sucking, Drug Cartel Muling, Magic City Cake Clapping, Cootie King Lint Licking, One Energy Drink Away From Collapsing, 3x Pocket Pool CHAMPION ANIMAL!!!!! #BathSalts #SurviveAndAdvance #HopeYoureNotADonor #PotatoesToDriversHeads #CheatedDeathMoreThanBobbyBrown #GewLuhck

16 yearrrrssss later and they finally realized I was .001% Mexican, so they decided to let me in! #BathSalts #WhiteLivesMatter #StevenIsStillDrunk #WhoDrankTheWorm #SnailsNShots #TalkingTonguesBy9pm #MorseCodeBy10pm #FishnetsAndNachos

I'm completely fine only seeing these degenerates two to three times a year...three is pushing it💀😂. #BathSalts #GranniesGoneWild #SplitSpleen #SeparatedAdamsApple #BrosThatBrunchTogetherStayTogether #MiamiBeef #MissedMyFlightAgain #MontaukMoreLikeBrontauk

IT'S A BOY!!!! WoOoOoOo!! Congrats to D Money & Court👶🏽 He's going to be so confused by his Uncles😂 #BathSaltsWereNotTakenToday #GenderRevealWasLIT #BabyMoultrieIsGonnaBeAStud #IsThatHisArm?NopeHesJustABoy😂

The North Pole 📍has a population of 2,117 people. Kris Kringle is newly single, so he called THE 4 BADDEST BATCHES he knows to show him how to sleigh!!!💁🏻🍾 #BathSalts #JingleAllTheSleigh #OhBrolyNight #BeingNaughtyWithMyThotties #ReindeerPeopleMeetDotCom #NorthBroleIsCrackin #WePuntedA6YeadOldToGetThisPic #4CallingNerds #XMasCard2of4

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NELSON!!!!! Lol I have no other words besides you've blessed my presence with 30 years of absolute CHAOS!!!! #BathSalts #IluhChuuuuuuu

35 Yeaaaars down, another 10 to go!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY to this Straw Suckin, Tap Dance Muggin, Apple Bottom Jeans Wearin, Baby Arm Slangin, Forehead Danglin, Liver Transplant Waitin, Camel Toe Hangin, Anxiety Ridden ANIMAL!! #BathSalts #YouDidItMan #YoureFakeLaughingSoHardRightNow #TonightWeSayGoodbyeToAGoodFriend #GoodLuhck

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