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Jared Freid  I need more out of my 100 calorie packs.


Are YOU texting and walking?! Do YOU understand the dangers?! Does that "nm u?" text matter THAT much? #Don'tTextAndWalk #YouCouldBeNext

If you're dying, you better be drowning.

Jeff Foxworthy is my spirit red neck.

Jewish hall of famers finally meet. #ackcomedy #ackcomedyfest

Ever try to get a girl to her place after a date? Watch me try to pull some moves on @christichiello and see the full clip on my Facebook page (Facebook.com/jaredfreid)

Getting into the Nantucket spirit for the #NantucketComedyFestival. I'll be here all week! #ACKComedy

How do you answer a girl trying to have the "What are we?" talk? Featuring @christichiello in part 2 of 3.

Ya, I guess you could say I'm excited.

Comedy brings you to weird places. Sometimes you'll be at the cellar and other times you'll spend a half hour hitting on an 80 year old woman named Lorraine while having the best time of your life. Thank you Polish Falcons (yes that's their name), thank you. Repost from @ryanbrauth using @RepostRegramApp - @jaredfreid closing out the polish falcons nest and getting on by old ladies

How do you get a girl to go back TO HER place after a date?! Featuring the hilarious @christichiello. Part 2 of 3 coming next week!!

Good for YOU.

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