Jake McGrath™ Call me guac from chipotle bc I'm extra
An injury to one is an injury to all
Loosely inspired by our lord and savior @realdonaldtrump
Red, white, and 20 years old. Happy birthday OHno 🎉. #towel
Brokeback Mountain x The Revenant
Getting blackout at 2pm seemed like a good idea idk
Like, totally tubular.
SO crazy that your birthday is the same night as Theta formal!¡!!¡¡¡ Never lose your sparkle or pears.
Are you ready to jingle your bells?
Tastes like heaven, burns like hell.
Peep the shadow realm trying to take us
Friends since you were a mere 18 years old. How far we've come. #vintage
Just guys being dudes!!!