jaimefountaine An eloquent dirtbag
I don't know about y'all, but I am losing my goddamn mind.
Saw @windhand at @undrgroundarts, bought matching tshirts w/ eternal show buddy @chrisixnay, was home by 12:15
I am mostly posting this post-voting selfie because I posed exactly like a proud little terrier.
Gaze upon it: the gate to hell
Reigning over 32 w/ extra special thanks to @alannapajama @ilanagh @faberge_gregg @sarahroseparty @berry.grass @laurakochman @nicolebrett @thosebrownhikingsneakers_ew @doctorpegasus & @tmoms for indulging my very last minute plans and being wonderful.
"I need a cruel mentor to teach me financial discipline." I am much richer for attending @faberge_gregg's show last at @goodgoodcomedy.
Handstand assist for Paula Bomer at tonight's Tire Fire at @tmoms
Excuse My Dust at @goodgoodcomedy is a great time to talk about death and compare dads. It's also technically both a comedy show and a reading series.
PJ Harvey & Mick Harvey & a lot of complicated feelings about the faults of The Hope Six Demolition Project vs my deep love for PJ's overall body of work
Shout out to my very talented cousin @wintercoatsmell, from whom I commissioned this portrait of Aaron Paul holding some Cabbage Patch Kids for @alannapajama's birthday. Check out her work! I hear she's going to start selling stickers soon.
Nobody understands me like @alannapajama does, and for that and a billion other reasons, I am eternally grateful she was born. Happy birthday to the Blanche to my (much shorter) Dorothy!