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Matthew A. Perry  Gunslinger. Circa 1986. Fan Of Free Samples. Bowled a 19 at Mid-World Lanes. Reader of Things. πŸ“šCR: The Thief Of Always/Clive Barker WV

Clementine has finally met her match, a tennis ball the size of her head. She's having a good Christmas, hope all your guys holidays are as fun and enjoyable as this chicks. #tennisballaddict #clementinetheboxador @clementinetheboxador

And of course, my favorite gift of the holidays was a treat of some Bearded Bastard @tbbinc fire beard oil and balm kit. This comb is too legit. The quality is absolutely amazing. If you guys have a beard and you havent checked out this amazing product from @tbbinc and the maestro himself @newtonsphoto then exactly what are you doing with your life. Amazing as always guys!!! And thanks for the extras!!! #thebeardedbastard #merrychristmas #FireBeardOil #FireBeardBalm

Puppy Kombat. Tale of the tape. Marley 7 pounds 3 oz. Clementine 93 pounds. Should be a fair fight. πŸ˜‚
But you were on your back the whole time?! Man thats how I fight.

One more Templeton family thanksgiving in the books. As usual thankful for family and friends and friends that are family. @tempteazy84 @ashtemp85 @tinatemp18 @templeton15 @momtemp

37 degree Fridays look like this in West Virginia πŸ™Œ

When you find out yourself or loved ones have been diagnosed with the Undead virus your Proly wondering how am i gonna handle all this. I'm Wilford Brimley, with liberty medical. And we have all you need to get rid of those pesky undead. And if liberty doesnt have it. Then I'll presonally come and handle those Zombus myself. Dont let the undead get u down. Call liberty today. Happy Halloween πŸŽƒ y'all. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Diabeetus#Halloween#wilfordbrimleyzombiehunter

My comfort zone, poor @clementinetheboxador passed out with a tennis ball in her mouth. #dogsofwv #boxadorsofinstagram

Finally able to take the time and share this amazing bookmail I got from my Norwegian brother @espen_aukan . Barker is the man. And the UK edition of Hill is stunning. Thanks again buddy. I still have some stuff to gather for you care package. But it'll be worth the wait. βœŒβœŒπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š #BookMail#Bookstagram#JoeHill#CliveBarker

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No hair, don't care.

This was taken the other day, but I figured id share because Chuck E. Cheese is that dude. What y'all know about Chuck E Cheese. Hes my dude. Were going out drinking later.
#ChuckECheeseIsAwesome #NeverGrowingUp

I might be late to the party buy holy fucking shit David Harbour looks badass as Hellboy. #HellboyReboot

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