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Internet Shaquille  The Brown Alton

There’s no way to talk about his and hers personal pan pizzas in bed without saying “bed pan pizza” and nobody wants to hear that combination of words

pls follow @anewrecord, the artist who has brought you such hits as “skull enjoying VR pornography”

imagine waking up to all this but u can’t eat it cause some lil dumbass is like hold on lemme take some photos for IG first

If you rub a flank steak with coffee and chile powder you could serve it in a folded up flip-flop and all your friends would still be like excuse me I’d like another sandal please

SIXTEEN. i’m a grandmother.

soo wee

I invented a new product called ass cubes for when u wanna drink but also eat

The worst part about cooking up 2lbs of juicy fatty ground beef is after it’s done, when 2 become 1

If everyone in the world could learn one recipe I might vote for shakshuka aka shakshouka aka eggs in hell. There’s a dozen ways to call it and a hundred ways to cook it. If you’ve ever been scared to poach an egg this hard-to-fuck-up dish will make you feel like a god tier poachmaster

I only love my bed and my Birdie I’m sorry

always wyd and never hyd :/

I’m Shartacus

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