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Phyllis  rabbi-mama

Today at @arkchicago stocking the shelves of the food pantry #morethanjustfood #gefiltefishforjews #whatjewisheducatorsdo #whatrabbisdo

Learning about insights into ourselves at the @the_icenter #whatrabbisdo #whatjewisheducatorsdo

When this corn grows up it’s going to be corn salad #happyfood #sommersummer #grillgal

How does Moses make coffee? HeBREWS it #passoverjokeday #exodusgram

Why did the matzah quit his job? Because he didn’t get a raise. #passoverjokeday #exodusgram

What do cows eat on Passover? shMOOrah Matza! #exodusgram #passoverjokeday

What sport did they play at the plague of frogs? Croak-ette #exodusgram #passoverjokeday

What did the baby grape do when he got stepped on? Let out a little wine. #passoverjokeday #exodusgram

What’s the name of the Secret spy for the Jews in Egypt? Bondage. James Bondage. #passoverjokeday #exodusgram

What’s the best kind of shoes to wear during the plagues? Open-TOAD #passoverjokeday #exodusgram

Can Elijah get through a screen door? He can, but it’s a strain #passoverjokeday #exodusgram

What did the Red Sea say when it split? Nothing. It just waved. #passoverjokeday #exodusgram

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