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Sam Webs  30ish graphic designer/illustrator/writer. Fat & Sassy. Grammar nerd. Obsessed with pens, the '90s, & makeup.


My puppers shoes are stupid cute.

Rest In Pieces, you rickety old fart of a desk chair, you. 😐

Dumb faces are my weakness. And I hate cold weather but at least I can wear the sweaters I ordered in January... #fatshion

Makeup game is strong today. πŸ™ŒπŸ»

You should peep that awesome bio I wrote for myself, too...

My fries need some fry-agra. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #everyonesacomedian #somebodypaymetowritethesejokes

Doing the red thing for International Womens Day✊🏻 #internationalwomensday

So sad that my sucky lighting keeps you from seeing my awesome purple pants. 😩

OH EM GEEEEEE YOU GUYS. Has anyone else made this discovery while hate-browsing in Wal-Mart?

@impulsecosmetics has the best liquid lipstick formula. Superstition is also a really rad shade.

Throwback Thursday...Some real southern Glamour Shots...I think I was 11 or 12 here?

Can we just talk about this for a second? Why do you put clean toilet paper on a nasty floor?

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