Sam Webs 30ish graphic designer/illustrator/writer. Fat & Sassy. Grammar nerd. Obsessed with pens, the '90s, & makeup.
My puppers shoes are stupid cute.
Rest In Pieces, you rickety old fart of a desk chair, you. 😐
Dumb faces are my weakness. And I hate cold weather but at least I can wear the sweaters I ordered in January... #fatshion
Makeup game is strong today. 🙌🏻
You should peep that awesome bio I wrote for myself, too...https://www.redbubble.com/people/iamsamazon
My fries need some fry-agra. 😂😂😂😂 #everyonesacomedian #somebodypaymetowritethesejokes
Doing the red thing for International Womens Day✊🏻 #internationalwomensday
So sad that my sucky lighting keeps you from seeing my awesome purple pants. 😩
OH EM GEEEEEE YOU GUYS. Has anyone else made this discovery while hate-browsing in Wal-Mart?
@impulsecosmetics has the best liquid lipstick formula. Superstition is also a really rad shade.
Throwback Thursday...Some real southern Glamour Shots...I think I was 11 or 12 here?
Can we just talk about this for a second? Why do you put clean toilet paper on a nasty floor?