iamnotshane iamnotshane

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Shane  Link below for music, tour tickets and merch

Hi here’s a selfie because I haven’t posted in a week- What country are most of you guys from? I wanna ship myself out of America

Sorry for not posting new content- I’ve been working hard to make the new music perfect and I can’t wait for you to hear it!

I’ll never understand how I was never fired from every job back then

Never forget I’m literally good at everything

Hi I’m gonna respond to as many comments as possible today because I feel like stalking

My east coast funerals were a success THANK YOU I worked that mic stand like a stripper pole- more dates soon!

The result of me being stuck in an airport for 9 hours before my flight cancelled- see you tonight DC I’d never miss my own funeral

Remove the negative influences from your life

For all the new people that just came through this is another music video of mine called ‘dance’ where I decided that the video should be me and @iam_dytto doing a mating call in a crowded ballroom

For anyone who needs body building tips or gym Inspo

I expect you all to dance like this at my shows- also If you can correctly guess the concept of my upcoming album I’ll show up under your bed tonight

TICKET LINK IN BIO^ ATLANTA DC NYC CHICAGO reasons to get your tickets early for my underground funeral:
1. I’m dead and it’s a sin not to go
2. I’m the best funeral stripper in all the land
3. I’ll be able to visit other cities and other fans will stop harassing me for not coming to their lands
4. You’ll be able to hear my speaking voice for the first time and see the other side of my face which doesn’t exist
5. Destroy anyone who tells you no
6. If your parents say no say it’s an actual funeral and your friend actually died and run away crying
7. If your school has a prom or final ditch them both school is not important for your future
8. I’m meeting everyone after
9. The tickets are cheaper if you get them early
10. I sell my funeral tour T at the shows and other merch
11. Dress up in my merch or wear all black with a veil and I’ll sing only to you
12. You may never get to see my SAD EP demo’s performed live again because new music is on the horizon
13. EVERY show is ALL ages (anyone under 16 must come with a Guardian only in NYC)

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