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Shane  Link below for music and merch

http://iamnotshane.com/music.html

Of course my Television Debut is a clip of me making out with myself in the mirror - I could not be more proud
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Thank you @lets_aida and @whalelucas for sending me these clips

Remember to spend Valentine’s Day with the one you love most

Wow I love cooking. If you need a cook let me know.

Give me your creepiest pick up lines please

Hello everyone, please comment below questions you would like to ask me about my very serious dancing and I’ll answer very seriously.

Please actually play this fan edit by @shanesfuneral at my funeral

“Pose for the picture Shane”

Figuring out where to take my funeral next.
Pic: @asthesunsets

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW UP TO MY FUNERAL

Clearly I'm a great influence

Get this shirt at my funeral

‪Seriously kidnap a stranger or friend. Tie them up and take them to my funeral concert. Don't do anything illegal but break the law. Link in bio.‬

I need a spanking

I think I gave the security lady at the museum a heart attack but I can't help the way art makes me feel

Don't worry guys I made your Christmas list for you. Send this to your parents, Santa or sugar daddy. Sadsupply.com
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Spank drawing by @whosleoni

Let's double these @spotify numbers so I can keep spanking myself to all these sad songs I wrote

I'm thankful I'm able to take a Public Bathroom Selfie™ in my Public Bathroom Selfie™ T-shirt and I'm thankful for you

A wild shane in his natural habitat

This is my mating ritual to seduce people to come to my first funeral show at the @bootlegtheater in LA Friday January 5th. Ticket link in bio^ come pay your respects all ages. If not in Cali comment your city.

I love dancing with my friends

Girls love a sociopath who's romantic

My merch is up on sadsupply.com and it sold out already so pre order instead and I'll ship it out in 2 weeks! Yes I'm reading your ideas - yes nothing will stop me from making the Public Bathroom Selfie™ calendar, underwear, lamp shades, spank paddle, blanket, my DNA in a tube

Here's a little behind the scenes of 'Losers.' Also I'll do a Q&A in the comments, ask me uncomfortable things and I'll try to answer as many as possible

'Losers' video link in bio! Listen on iTunes, Spotify and Apple Music.

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