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Ellie Houston  Don't tell me how to party.

Happy Housewarming you sweet darlings πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’œ#champs #feels #cohabitation

#tbt to party fluffing at @darwin_fish_tank with these babes. Really makes me wish I didn't have to wear pants today. #pantsschmants #legprisons #spandexpurgatory #darwinfishtank

Thanks to @xoxo__karla and @sizzlemethis for helping me clean out my closet Sex and the City style πŸ’œπŸ‘ πŸ’‹πŸΎ

Happy birthday to one of the most loyal and loving friends I've ever had, @brettred. He is an endless well of cuddles, backwards wisdom, generosity and humor. Love you Brett, butt rubs forevs πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

Thanks barista at #snowbirdcoffee for reminding me that everything is awesome. Sometimes I forget. #littlethings

Ride or die with these fools πŸ’œπŸ¦„πŸ˜»πŸ”₯πŸ€–πŸŒˆπŸ³βœ¨#sfpride @sunshineluna @codylaxo is Lance even on instagram?!

Just call me Lady Rainicorn πŸŒˆπŸ¦„πŸ’œ Happy Pride y'all #sfpride #spandexmafia #pantsschmants #ladyrainicorn

Public confession: I follow @sephiria and @amiruci around the world and watch them sleep cuz I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. This one is from Bali. One time I lived with them for two months and I did it every night. I don't think they ever found out. And today they're coming home FINALLY so I can resume my totally normal and not at all creepy pastime. HI GUYS WELCOME HOME I MISSED YOU πŸ‘€#jamir #neverleaveagain #saladfriends #magiccarpetride #memsbank #sleeptightlittleones

Spent the weekend feeling exxxxxxtra insignificant in the shadows of these gorgeous redwoods...in a good way. #memsbank #feelinsmall #treesarecool #famtime

Humboldt handstand #eelriver #famtime #memsbank

Happy Father's Day to the guy who taught me how to be analytical, sarcastic, inquisitive and gave me all his hair...keeping none for himself. Love you Dad πŸ’œπŸ€–πŸ˜˜

Birthday game: STRONG. Still buzzing from an amazing weekend. We were missing a few key players (you know who you are 😘) but couldn't have imagined it without every one of these splendid souls. Love you guys to the πŸŒ– and back. #spaceprom #catalinaislandwinemixer #spacenipples #pantsschmants #cofeve

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