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PETER HILEY  Norglish™

One of these guys is a future pop star. The other is just a little kid. Trust.

I have to capture as much video as I can whilst I'm still pre-seminal.

That's better.

I could murder a chicken dhansak.

No word of a lie; I went out last night, played some shows, drank a few beers and came home with this. Weird. Takk til @simenkjeks for lånet.

Five years to the day since I asked @pouny to be my steady during my first trip to Oslo. Same spot. Same day of the week. That's all fine, but my overriding thought is that I need a haircut and a suntan.

The heterpiley™ mask I picked up was a roaring success.

Here's to never growing up.

Bloopers an' dat.

When the wife asks you when you last changed your g-string. 📸: @sofaroslo

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