hardxandy hardxandy

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Alexandrea Mitchell  I'm a 9,000 year old woman, stuck in a 26 year old's body, w/ a 6 year old's attention spanπŸ–•πŸΎ

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"ENTERING SNOHOMISH COUNTY" 🌈 #chemistry

I cry in #mycalvins

Not my chair, not my problem

precious thots @hairypothair

@momdusaa's made this little human that can't blow a kiss very well, but he can flip people off πŸ’• #helookslikeme

@momdusaa and I hoping all of you get a nice piece of ass this Valentine's Day πŸ‘ #thiqq #damn

My dad used to tell me there is no "i" in TEAM, but there is a "u" and an "i" in QUIT. Happy Valentine's Day! πŸ’•πŸ–€

β€œThe most important thing you wear is the expression on your face.” πŸ–€
- anonymous internet person

You don't need to find a Valentine if you black out the entire day πŸ€™πŸ½

This is why I don't leave my house without a knife. There's nothing that excuses sexual assault. πŸ“Έ by @yanamazurkevich

Only @hairypothair can make me appear to be more venomous than I actually am πŸ‘‘πŸ‰

Got this lil doggo yesterday πŸŽ€ thank you, she's perfect
@i_am_kiwi_ras @tonygreenhand @shesmokesjoints