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Alexandrea Mitchell  I'm a 9,000 year old woman, stuck in a 26 year old's body, w/ a 6 year old's attention spanπŸ–•πŸΎ

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holy photobomb @jimmybeanz ✌🏽

Happy birthday to my dear friend & confidant @hairypothair! We look like fraternal twins who scam other white people for a living πŸ₯‚ #silverfoxes

deep in thot πŸ’­

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It's Mother's Day, so here's my sappy post to my mom. Thanks for never telling me that I kyped your exact sense of style from the 1990's. Thanks for never yelling at me, judging, or patronizing me. Thanks for never telling me that what I wanted to do, and/or what I was doing was wrong, even if it was illegal, or unacceptable by societal standards. Thanks for teaching me that lying and snitching will get me no where, and that it rids the guilty person of their chance to be honest. Thanks for making sure I knew that being loving, and forgiving people I care about doesn't make me weak. Thanks for explaining that having a backbone and being straight forward might make me look like a bitch, but it doesn't make me bitch. Thanks for birthing me, molding me into the woman I am, and becoming one of the best friends I never asked for.
#mothersday #ma #nailsonfleek #dadhats

2k17 album cover photo impersonations
feat. me & @kyyynasty ✨

Hannah: *starts singing*
Me: nooooooooo
Mom: LOL, fuck

#tbt #worstdressed #bowlcut

goodbye Barbie, hello Storm ✨ thank you @hairypothair

Stay in your lane, Sprinkle of Jesus. Smh

Stay creepy ✌🏽(for the record I'm sober) @yaboymikehenry πŸŽ₯ @steezdrum

cats ass cash trash 🍻 @momdusaa

Samantha Jones was one of the most respectable women on television @kimcattrall #sexandthecity #barackobama

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