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ʞɔıʍpɹɐɥ sıɹɥɔ  Get your GIF/JIF pronunciation shirts at id10t.com!

The only thing that’s changed in the green room @thecomedystore the last 40 years is that the glass piano coffee table has bottles of water on it instead of cocaine. Other than that...UNCHANGED. Which is cool because this is an amazing place with an unreal history of legends who have all paced on the same stage—it is a living museum of comedy. I absolutely love performing here.

Negan or Rick? OH I DON’T KNOW I’M CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE. In any case thank you for watching @amctalkingdead for @amcthewalkingdead this season! I hope you’ll roll it on into the new and crossover-y @feartwd Talking Dead next week! Btw this pic is for anyone who says, “Hey, can you show me facial hair at 3 days, 3 weeks, and 3 months but can you make it like 28% sensual?” #SnuggleBeards

Tonight is the @amcthewalkingdead x @feartwd crossover! It goes TWD finale, the FTWD premiere (with a new ‘tude!), then @amctalkingdead where we’ll have cast members from BOTH shows!! Andy Lincoln, @jeffreydeanmorgan, Lennie James, @garretdillahunt, @danaygarcia1, Kirkman, & @scottmgimple. JOIN US FFS (ps this pic is from the season 6 premiere. Photocredit: ME)

To say this was a bucket list item is an understatement. If you know what this is, the answer is yes, it’s real. Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion opened in 1969 and for the first few years, the paintings in the first “is this haunted room actually STRETCHING” room were hand painted. After a while, though, they realized that the roller marks from the stretching gag were doing considerable damage to the paintings so in 1972 they started screen printing them instead. A handful of these original painted ones pop up at auction now and then and they always get snatched up quickly for unhealthy amounts of money. Fortunately a dealer I get a lot of Disney stuff from got his hands on one and I was able to get it. It is in PRISTINE condition. I’m going to frame it with UV coated museum quality non-reflective glass, because now I need to protect it!!! Even though it looks like I’m leaning on the painting, I’m holding my shoulders off our floor and I have nitrile gloves on behind my head. I just wanted to give you an idea of the sizeof it, so in this case I’m a human banana for scale. I love this piece so damn much. The Jack Skellington pj pants were a happy bonus. Yes, I wear them to bed almost every night. #GrimGrinningGhosts

@lydiahearst sent me this pic SHE SAID to show that she and Anubis miss me but I think it was REALLY to let me know that she is definitely a witch. Don’t worry I’m not like that oppressive asshole Darren Stevens! Cast dem spells! YOU BE YOU GIRL ✨🧙🏻‍♀️❤️

I ran into Nick Frost’s beard at @wondercon. His handle is @friedgold. He is the best. Also “Frostbeard” is an amazing name for a pirate or ice wizard.

We did the classic “we’re all asleep” gag on Space Mountain yesterday and accidentally discovered that @lydiahearst is actually a hibernating vampire.

ME SMILE PRITTY FOR CAMRA. And @johncena was beyond fantastic on the podcast. Like, maybe the best dude ever. Will post in a couple weeks! Additionally, 🐓 Blockers is super funny and you should see it. #assbeer

Don’t drop Lucilles into just any old pants. Let Negan’s Shittin’ Pants be your Savior! #ThisIsARealThing

@johnboyega is a very nice lad who, after doing @id10t podcast, traveled back in time with me to grab some Empire Strikes Back glasses in 1981 (seen here in slideshow form). Also you’re welcome for eradicating the sentient carnivorous octopods who had established a fascist global order which was powered by liquified human tissue. We were part of their agriculture! Super fucked up. We had to go back a bit further to kick their meteorite out of our gravitational field and into the sun before they even got here. That’s why wouldn’t have a memory of it. But it was the original timeline. If you think about it really hard it twists your brain in a fun way! Ep goes up Tuesday. #octopoda #boyega #podcast #TARDIS #starwars #empirestrikesback

Apologies on being a couple of days late to honor Professor Hawking, but this is one of my oldest and most favorite shirts. Up in the corner is a quote that underscores not only his passion and brilliance, but also his cheeky sense of humor: “My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the universe.” He may not have solved all of the universe’s mysteries, but he got us a hell of a lot closer than we would have been without him. What a true miracle of a human being. Your throbbing brain mass will be missed in our collective meatspace, Professor!!!

Well this was one of those “if you could go back and tell your 14 year old self what you’d get to do someday, younger you would shit himself” days. In fact, I CAN go back! I have a Delorean!! Actually, @terrymatalas has it & @joe_walser made it all timey wimey. So THANK YOU to them for letting me drive it. Additionally Joe made perfect replicas of Marty McFly’s skateboard and GAVE ME ONE, pictured here. I’m too frail to street surf on the back bumpers of passing cars, however. And a HUGE thank you to @jaylenosgarage for being the dream factory that made all of this happen! Pics: 1) La Puente Hills Mall parking lot, aka Twin Pines Mall, 2) the Flux Capacitor makes time travel possible, 3) Doc Brown’s estate, aka The Gamble House in Pasadena, 4) Looking super 80s with mah new (old) skateboard at the Twin Pines Mall, which in a little while is going to lose a pine to become Lone Pine Mall.

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