handsome_bastard

Yes, you may touch me. 👹

If I had a garden, I'd plant your two lips next to my two lips.
🌷👹🌷.
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#sayitoutloud #happymonday

My dentist said I need a crown.
I'm all "I know, right!?!?".
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👑👹👑

Hey babe, I think our weekend plans should look like this.
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#daydreaming #palmsprings

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May your 2016 be as handsome as me 🌴👹🌴.
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#playonplayer

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And now for my Baby Seal impression. .
💦👹💦.
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#omgstop #sealselfie

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The face you make when you realize what a naughty boy you were this year. 🎁👹🎁.
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#noregrets #bornthisway

If I fits, I sits! ➰👹➰.
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#snugglebug #pillowgang

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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS SOONER?? .
#roadtrip #roaddog
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🏆🌵🚘🌵🏆

So what's your favorite utensil? I love to spoon. 💋🍴💋.
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#willspoonfortreats #cuddlemonster

I'm like a campfire. I'm incredibly hot and everyone wants s'more...
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🔥🍡👹🍡🔥.
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#hottie

A wild beast in his native habitat 🌲👹🌲.
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#handsomebastard #wildanimals